Odd email...

MAME

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They wrote:
Suresh,
Please do the needful in LA and Phoenix area. Any
person I hire refered by you or your friend - I'll
compensate you and him to the best of my ability
(based on what salary I have to pay the candidate
and the rate I get for that person). It is a
gentleman's word. But we need to move very quickly on this.
SO if we can do at least some tomorrow, it will be great.
Regards

I wrote:
I charge $20 an hour

They wrote back:
that is cheap - I thought you would charge more.

Thanks for your help.


So I sent them another email that goes:
That's good because now I charge $30 an hour.


I don't even understand what they're asking for in the email. Weird
 

Mill

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You just hired your self out as a male fluffer for 30 bucks an hour. You get fvcked. Literally.
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Mill
You just hired your self out ass a male fluffer for 30 bucks an hour. You get fvcked. Literally.

Oh sweet!
If they pay cash, I can go buy a new computer in 1 day's of work.
 

TallBill

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lol, in 2 weeks your gonna get a check for roughly 1700 dollars.. 2 weeks after that the FBI will smash your door in and you'll be sent to alcatraz
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill
You just hired your self out ass a male fluffer for 30 bucks an hour. You get fvcked. Literally.

Oh sweet!
If they pay cash, I can go buy a new computer in 1 day's of work.

How many do you plan to suck?
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill
You just hired your self out ass a male fluffer for 30 bucks an hour. You get fvcked. Literally.

Oh sweet!
If they pay cash, I can go buy a new computer in 1 day's of work.

How many do you plan to suck?

How much is a new computer?
 

Mill

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill
You just hired your self out ass a male fluffer for 30 bucks an hour. You get fvcked. Literally.

Oh sweet!
If they pay cash, I can go buy a new computer in 1 day's of work.

How many do you plan to suck?

How much is a new computer?

What kind? Like a 2.4 P4 Dell or something nice? Already have a monitor?
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill
You just hired your self out ass a male fluffer for 30 bucks an hour. You get fvcked. Literally.

Oh sweet!
If they pay cash, I can go buy a new computer in 1 day's of work.

How many do you plan to suck?

How much is a new computer?

What kind? Like a 2.4 P4 Dell or something nice? Already have a monitor?

Dell sucks. I want something decent. A64 rig. I have a monitor now, but an LCD would be ok.
 

So

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This thread is only going downhill from here.

<life preserver>
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill
You just hired your self out ass a male fluffer for 30 bucks an hour. You get fvcked. Literally.

Oh sweet!
If they pay cash, I can go buy a new computer in 1 day's of work.

How many do you plan to suck?

How much is a new computer?

What kind? Like a 2.4 P4 Dell or something nice? Already have a monitor?

Dell sucks. I want something decent. A64 rig. I have a monitor now, but an LCD would be ok.

At least 75 d!cks. Are you up for that?
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Mill

At least 75 d!cks. Are you up for that?

I don't have to be up for it, only they do. Now, can't it be the same dick 75 times?
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill

At least 75 d!cks. Are you up for that?

I don't have to be up for it, only they do. Now, can't it be the same dick 75 times?

Well yeah... it will probably be like 25 dicks about 3 times.
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill

At least 75 d!cks. Are you up for that?

I don't have to be up for it, only they do. Now, can't it be the same dick 75 times?

Well yeah... it will probably be like 25 dicks about 3 times.

Hell yes. A64 here I cum...err, come!
 

AnyMal

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: So
This thread is only going downhill from here.

<life preserver>

We're gonna need a whole new boat.

What you're going to need is a new a$$hole when all those dicks are done with you. That's were all your $$ will go, for a new bungole.
 

JoeKing

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you just need a funnel....


alright I'm done with this thread slowly steps away keeping back from being exposed to MAME
 

Ketteringo

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You could either do 1,000 fat chicks for $50 a piece, or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 a piece!

Fat girls need lovin too, they just have to pay for it ;)
 

TwinkleToes77

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Originally posted by: OulOat
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill

At least 75 d!cks. Are you up for that?

I don't have to be up for it, only they do. Now, can't it be the same dick 75 times?

LMAO

too bad you are charging per hour and not per suckage, you could make way more if you charged it the opposite :)
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Originally posted by: OulOat
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mill

At least 75 d!cks. Are you up for that?

I don't have to be up for it, only they do. Now, can't it be the same dick 75 times?

LMAO

too bad you are charging per hour and not per suckage, you could make way more if you charged it the opposite :)

I'll email them again with "$30 per dick"

I'll post their reply!