Octomom's latest offer

[compuwiz1]

<-----would vomit, violently.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: PingSpike

1 million dollars? Consider it? I'd have already signed the contract.

Yeah, I'd be filming right now.

The real question is, would you star with octomom for 1 million?

Yes, I went there!

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: PingSpike

1 million dollars? Consider it? I'd have already signed the contract.

Yeah, I'd be filming right now.

The real question is, would you star with octomom for 1 million?

Yes, I went there!

All that would result is she would get pregnant with 8 more kids and you would have to spend double that in child care.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: PingSpike

1 million dollars? Consider it? I'd have already signed the contract.

Yeah, I'd be filming right now.

The real question is, would you star with octomom for 1 million?

Yes, I went there!

All that would result is she would get pregnant with 8 more kids and you would have to spend double that in child care.

Maybe she will only do girl on girl scenes, then Jenna can get back in the biz. :disgust:

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Offer from another porn company. So if she takes that one she gets free stuff anyhow.


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[Howard]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Wag
If you get pregnant while making pr0n does The State have to support it? (Sort of like, "If a tree falls in a forest...")

very rare for porn starts to finish inside.

Cream pies?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Wag
If you get pregnant while making pr0n does The State have to support it? (Sort of like, "If a tree falls in a forest...")

very rare for porn starts to finish inside.

Cream pies?

Face shots.

 

[judasmachine]

< what my real face would look like if i saw that.

 

[0roo0roo]

iew....
but it is the kind of offer she deserves.

freak show all the way...might be worth seeing. her face is like a horrible mask. like that "white girls" movie where the two black dudes had rubber prosthetics all over their faces to look like chicks.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Why the fuck is this trashy bitch famous again?

 

[jagec]

Nadya Nails Nashville?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: moshquerade
for this idea all i can think of is all the work they'll have to do to cover up these: stretch marks

Some guys are into that.

Anyone for cantaloupe?

 

[lupi]

Night of the Living Strechmarks

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Now is her chance to try some of those stretch mark creams, find one that works and become the spokesperson.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Now is her chance to try some of those stretch mark creams, find one that works and become the spokesperson.

Vivid has the cream for her...

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Now is her chance to try some of those stretch mark creams, find one that works and become the spokesperson.

Vivid has the cream for her...

ROFL and its already warm. :laugh:

 

[SludgeFactory]

Vivid must be desperate for publicity.

And they're the wrong company for her any way, they're too soft/wimpy to use Octomom correctly, i.e. tentacle pr0n.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: halik
very appropos

"apropos"

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I heard they have a possible title for the film, Nadya and the GRAND CANYON.

Since they were all premature, she'd be less stretched than someone who gave birth to one large baby.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I heard they have a possible title for the film, Nadya and the GRAND CANYON.

Since they were all premature, she'd be less stretched than someone who gave birth to one large baby.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/12/...t-was-a-very-goodyear/
That would be one hell of a huge baby.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I heard they have a possible title for the film, Nadya and the GRAND CANYON.

Since they were all premature, she'd be less stretched than someone who gave birth to one large baby.

You have my permission to go measure her. :disgust:

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Why the fuck is this trashy bitch famous again?

America has a fascination with freakshows. Paris Hilton hasnt been freaky enough lately to qualify and Michael Jackson finally learned his lesson...I think. So until octopussy stops with the media blitz (give it 30 days) or she winds up in jail later this year, we will move on to our next freakshow.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I heard they have a possible title for the film, Nadya and the GRAND CANYON.

Since they were all premature, she'd be less stretched than someone who gave birth to one large baby.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/12/...t-was-a-very-goodyear/
That would be one hell of a huge baby.

He's talking about her stretched out vagina, not her stomach. Women give birth one baby at a time. And all of them were very small. But in her case it doesn't even matter because the were born C-section.

 

[Quasmo]

Makes more sense.

 

[jinduy]

i honestly hope she takes the offer instead of our tax money