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Ocean's Twelve

Malladine

Malladine

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Friggin stupid as hell.

Julia Roberts plays a woman who is convinced to pretend to be....JULIA FVCKIN ROBERTS. Then ol' Bruce Willis enters the scene and it's a movie star cluster fvck. The movie til that point was a random collection of inane attempts at a mix of some kinda inside humor and re-re-rehashed ideas, which were crap to begin with. Godamn waste of $2.

What a retarded pile of stinky dog turds - and ebert and roeper gave it both thumbs. Why I ever read godamn movie reviews on the boxes is beyond me. No more, and ebert and roeper can go to hell and die. Or the other way around I dont really care.
 
I think it is an excuse to get as many high paied actors/actresses on the same movie. I never saw either one though, so I have no opinion.
 
I think "Son of the Mask" takes that honor, however Ocean's Twelve did suck quite a bit (IMO less than I :heart: Huckabees)
 
Worse movie IMO was Napoleon Dynamite. While I generally like indies, some just should not be made.
 
Originally posted by: Legendary
I think "Son of the Mask" takes that honor, however Ocean's Twelve did suck quite a bit (IMO less than I :heart: Huckabees)
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OMG that movie sucked sooooo bad
 
Originally posted by: Legendary
I think "Son of the Mask" takes that honor, however Ocean's Twelve did suck quite a bit (IMO less than I :heart: Huckabees)
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i didnt go see that one...it was pretty obvious it was gonna suck...i'm amazed anyone went to see it at all...but people will watch anything hollywood churns out, i suppose
 
i saw 3 terrible movies this past weekend although they were all free.
I can't even rank the suckage.

Taxi
Elektra
Ocean's 12
 
Originally posted by: Malladine
Friggin stupid as hell.

Julia Roberts plays a woman who is convinced to pretend to be....JULIA FVCKIN ROBERTS. Then ol' Bruce Willis enters the scene and it's a movie star cluster fvck. The movie til that point was a random collection of inane attempts at a mix of some kinda inside humor and re-re-rehashed ideas, which were crap to begin with. Godamn waste of $2.

What a retarded pile of stinky dog turds - and ebert and roeper gave it both thumbs. Why I ever read godamn movie reviews on the boxes is beyond me. No more, and ebert and roeper can go to hell and die. Or the other way around I dont really care.
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agreed, suxor. since when are movies $2 (rent or theater)? A theater near my place in LA is $12...
 
Originally posted by: MetalMat
I think it is an excuse to get as many high paied actors/actresses on the same movie. I never saw either one though, so I have no opinion.
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Close. That's how the original Ocean's 11 was made. It was an excuse for Frank Sinatra and the rest of the cast to get together and have fun in Vegas. Making the movie was secondary.
 
I liked it. Then again I wasn't expecting the second coming. I thought the heist wasn't as good as the first movie but I thought the second movie had better comedy moments.
 
Originally posted by: Malladine
Friggin stupid as hell.

Julia Roberts plays a woman who is convinced to pretend to be....JULIA FVCKIN ROBERTS. Then ol' Bruce Willis enters the scene and it's a movie star cluster fvck. The movie til that point was a random collection of inane attempts at a mix of some kinda inside humor and re-re-rehashed ideas, which were crap to begin with. Godamn waste of $2.

What a retarded pile of stinky dog turds - and ebert and roeper gave it both thumbs. Why I ever read godamn movie reviews on the boxes is beyond me. No more, and ebert and roeper can go to hell and die. Or the other way around I dont really care.
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I thought the original Ocean's Eleven was just a vehicle for Frank and the boys. The remake was okay. I am going to pass on the sequel.

 
Other than that it came out last yaer... yes, it sucked. It was very obvious that they took a plot that was developed for something else and forced the characters into it.
 
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Oyeve
Worse movie IMO was Napoleon Dynamite. While I generally like indies, some just should not be made.
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Fifth Element > Oceans 12 > Napoleon D
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5th Element was an awesome movie... It doesn't deserve to be even mentioned in this thread.
 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Bruce Willis is in Ocean's Twelve???
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Yeah, Cameo.

It was a really terrible movie. I LOVED the Ocean's 11 (The new one.) It was a great story, funny, just entertaining all the way through.

Ocean's 12....yeah, pure cinametic suckage. Me and my friends came out of that movie feeling dumb, cuz we thought we missed soo much of the movie. Parts of it didn't even make sense!



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