Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead, Vader says

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BoomerD

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Look at the article. Does the content seem similar to any recent news? Does the picture seem familiar?

Think about it.

?? What are you implying??:confused:

That was very well done...and the comments were spot on.

:thumbsup:
 

palswim

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Did anyone else notice how they listed when he lived?
Obi-Wan Kenobi, 57-0 BBY: The Most Wanted Face of Terrorism
BBY has no meaning since the Battle of Yavin hadn't happened at the time of this report!
</Star Wars nerd rant>
 

Mr. Pedantic

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Love the comments. "There's a lot going on here that we aren't being told. Has anyone ever actually seen Lord Vader's birth certificate? I bet that could tell us something."

But it makes you think. Both sides obviously think their cause is 'right'. But who is more right?
 

joesmoke

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But it makes you think. Both sides obviously think their cause is 'right'. But who is more right?

you imply that there are sides.

do you think its just a COINCIDENCE the defense star had an exhaust port bigger than a womp rat?

And then this supposed "design flaw" is repeated in the second defense star?

Do you REALLY believe you can take down a man built planet with one shot from an x-wing?

ITS AN INSIDE JOB!! OBI-WAN NEVER EXISTED!! PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF THE ICE YOU BLIND TON-TONS!!
 

alkemyst

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Sadly in the end both sides are right and just defending the beliefs they were born with.

While Osama was a bad man to the US and what we stand for, I can't hate the guy (this doesn't mean I am not glad he is dead)...I can understand why a man would want to kill another man; it's logical at times. Things like people torturing animals and children are things I do not find logical. Every life is precious and life is already hard as it is to then have to go out in a panic and pain.

The whole Star Wars universe really reflects a lot of our global life.
 

zinfamous

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you imply that there are sides.

do you think its just a COINCIDENCE the defense star had an exhaust port bigger than a womp rat?

And then this supposed "design flaw" is repeated in the second defense star?

Do you REALLY believe you can take down a man built planet with one shot from an x-wing?

ITS AN INSIDE JOB!! OBI-WAN NEVER EXISTED!! PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF THE ICE YOU BLIND TON-TONS!!

excellent.

btw, I'm going to be referring to it as the Defense Star from here on out. haha.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Whether you're glad he's dead or not, at least they've quit talking about that stupid royal wedding on Naboo. How is that sh*t newsworthy?! Bunch of rich people playing dress up while our troopers are dying. Though the new queen's sister is HOT.

For all you who claimed Darth Vader was a secret Jedi, now will you pleas STFU?!!!

This whole operation media spread is just a cover up to distract the galactic public of Princess Leia disappearance according to Wookie-Leaks !

:D