Obese Ohio Man Found Fused to Chair He Sat in for 2 Years, Update - guy died

[Thump553]

Unintended commentary on America education when a newspaper can't even spell tenants correctly.

 

[trmiv]

News like this makes me mad as hell. How can someone who sits in his own shit, pisses on himself and has maggots on his dick get a girlfriend and I can't?

Seriously.

Here's a picture of the happy couple at the beach.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Not that I really want to see it but I'm mildly curious as to what it looked like.

 

[trmiv]

Not that I really want to see it but I'm mildly curious as to what it looked like.

I imagine the fat vampire from Blade.

 

[0roo0roo]

did they cut a hole in the bottom?

 

[Jadow]

hope for all you AT Bachelors, if this guy can get a GF, so can you!

It must have been stank when she went down on him with maggots, feces, etc...

 

[edro]

In West Philadelphia born and raised.
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

And somewhere, a forum member's status has changed from green to red

 

[HAL9000]

America FUCK YEAH....

 

[Azraele]

That's horrific and sad.

 

[Perknose]

News like this makes me mad as hell. How can someone who sits in his own shit, pisses on himself and has maggots on his dick get a girlfriend and I can't?

Seriously.

From the story, he must have had a non-sexual relationship with said girlfriend, so he's not that much better than you.

Not much better, perhaps, but maggot-dick is still clearly whipping amd's butt in the race of life.

 

[SunnyD]

Not much better, perhaps, but maggot-dick is still clearly whipping amd's butt in the race of life.

QFT.

 

[Blackjack200]

And somewhere, a forum member's status has changed from green to red

I wonder if TFP was so depressed from being banned that he just started shitting in his chair?

 

[Spikesoldier]

okay who's missing today?

*looks around suspiciously*

paging techs, paging techs

 

[dabuddha]

Why would they waste resources saving him?

Man I'm a bitter guy!

 

[crashtestdummy]

My GF is an EMT and a lot of her transfer patients are people simply too fat to leave their own homes and get to the hospital. It's kind of sobering to think that this kind of thing is not entirely abnormal.

 

[polarmystery]

News like this makes me mad as hell. How can someone who sits in his own shit, pisses on himself and has maggots on his dick get a girlfriend and I can't?

Seriously.

Just saw picture of his girlfriend...so yeah um...

 

[Sheep]

That's a hell of a long WoW session.

 

[joesmoke]

In West Philadelphia born and raised.
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

damn you for letting me get this far into the thread before having my dreams crushed...

 

[ahenkel]

News like this makes me mad as hell. How can someone who sits in his own shit, pisses on himself and has maggots on his dick get a girlfriend and I can't?

Seriously.

I hope that if I ever decide a chick of that caliber is worth it my dick detaches itself and runs away because I don't deserve it.

 

[thegimp03]

So the landlord didn't care about the horrible smell that I'm imagining was in the apartment? Jeeze...

 

[ShawnD1]

How do people even get into this sort of situation? I can't even imagine sitting in the same chair for 1 day straight.

My legs tingle and hurt if I sit or lay down for too long. This jabba the hut fellow must have really good blood circulation.

 

[bobdole369]

did they cut a hole in the bottom?

I'm pretty sure he just shit were he sat..... Yeah. SO anyone find the GF pics yet?

 

[TechBoyJK]

well anybody that's played Crysis 2 knows the suit fuses to the skin..

this guy had a NANO CHAIR

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Think of the advantages of having a chair fused to your ass!!