I can't speak for my brah Mr. Alky, but it seems like people will reference a bunch of languages even though they've only written a small program or less in the language, several years back and haven't used it since. A big list of languages isn't that impressive, IMO.
I am not a programmer anymore, but yeah that is 'resume' crap.
It was more or less a joke that started with PASCAL that became an attack.
For PASCAL and BASIC that was 4+ years as a kid mostly. I made little games and things that had no commercial use except to a 12 year old

That's aside from magazine games and programs I would type in.
In college I did Assembly too...during that time I really leveraged VBScript since that was a language that was useful to me. I took down a lot of C and C++ took.
Then at a mortgage company, I had to support SCHEME for 8 years which was LISP based for their front end software. I also built their website and online mortgage application with ASP/VB-JavaScript/HTML/CSS/I don't even remember...
I know how to program, the syntax really doesn't matter.