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Obama vs Romney: who is better at handling an Alien invasion?

Who is best suited to handle an Alien invasion?

  • Barack Obama

  • Mitt Romney

  • Bill Pullman

  • Will Smith


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We are already being invaded by millions of aliens and Obama and previous presidents have done nothing about it. Might as well go with someone else since he can't do worse.
 
Well, if we're going to use Bush, 9/11, and Obama as an analogy, if Aliens attacked the US, Republicans would inexplicably declare war on Finland. And then a democratic president would have to clean up his shit.
 
We are already being invaded by millions of aliens and Obama and previous presidents have done nothing about it. Might as well go with someone else since he can't do worse.

Clearly you have absolutely no idea what the currents immigration stats look like the last 3 years do you?
 
I think Mitt would leave brown and yellow trails as he tried to run from Alien, right before the inner mouth clamped down on Mitt's head to suck out his one remaining brain cell.

Why wasn't Sigourney Weaver an option? She'd absolutely kick Alien's ass.
 
It depends...what if the aliens say they will solve all of the world's problems if we give them all the blacks of Earth to take back with them for whatever use they want?
 
Obama i think would do a better job but thats not saying much. i don't think it really depends on who is in office.
 
Certainly not Will Smith. Dude couldn't even say no to his 11yo daughter about getting her tongue pierced.
 
Romney of course. He'd offshore them all to his Corporate HQ on Uranus in a nanosecond and have them work in one of his sweatshops alongside all those other aliens he enabled. Duh
 
If aliens ever invade I hope Peter Cullen is President. I can only imagine how every child of the 80's would kick ass against aliens after the President got on TV and told us to "roll out".
 
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