THE HYPOCRISY PARTY
I have a great idea….
Lets do away with ALL political parties and just start a new party THE HYPOCRISY PARTY !!!
Anyone can join… Everyone can qualify…
And just think of all the savings.
No more red or blue political poster signs. Just merge them all into a wine-ish kind of color.
And think of the office space we could save.
All that unnecessary paper work.
All those unnecessary seats in congress.
THE HYPOCRISY PARTY !!! WOW!
A candidate can say one thing in the morning, and say just the opposite that afternoon.
Say he is against same sex marriage one day … then marry his boyfriend the next.
Say he is a born again Christian married heterosexual of the religious right one minute … then get caught diddling some boy in the airport mens restroom the next.
AND WHO CARES…? WHY...?
Cause we are part of THE HYPOCRISY PARTY !!!
Say you are all for cutting taxes…THEN RAISE THEM.
Say you support enforced boarder control… THEN START A FREE BUS SERVICE BETWEEN MEXICO AND THE US FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS.
Say you are against all wars…THEN START ONE.
Say you are pro Israel… THEN NUKE THE HELL OUT OF EM.
AND WHO CARES…? Why...?
Cause we are part of THE HYPOCRISY PARTY !!!
No more nasty newspaper headlines!
No more embarrassing resignations!
No more accountability!
No more politicians crying into the camera.
Why...? Because... WHO CARES!!!!
We are part of THE HYPOCRISY PARTY !!!
Finally… a political party, and the only political party, that we can all be unified as one.
No more debates. No more disagreements. No more Fox news or MSNBC or CNN.
Because… WHO CARES!!!!
We are ONE… WE are UNITED. We "are" THE HYPOCRISY PARTY !!!

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