Obama on Leno tonight (Wed, 10/24), some great one-liners

[Bowfinger]

FYI, Obama is on Leno tonight. He's been pretty entertaining so far.

 

[D-Man]

Now if he could just do his job

 

[QuantumPion]

"If you don't have a record to run on, then you paint your opponent as someone people should run from. You make a big election about small things."

--Barrack Obama

 

[Bowfinger]

Hacks gotta hack.

 

[Genx87]

That is great. He can be the joker his administration has shown him to be after he leaves office.

 

[D-Man]

Obama as he chuckles Shovel-Ready Was Not as Shovel-Ready as We Expected

 

[spidey07]

His shuckin' and jivin' was not optimal.

 

[PokerGuy]

If only he's spend half as much time leading as he does fundraising and making appearances on crappy shows. Then again, in light of what he considers "leadership", perhaps its better that he not do much of anything.

 

[emperus]

His shuckin' and jivin' was not optimal.

You're simply a racist pos.

 

[Moonbeam]

"If you don't have a record to run on, then you paint your opponent as someone people should run from. You make a big election about small things."

--Barrack Obama

What ass up which have you had your head? I just saw Obama waving his plan around if front of a crowd telling them, that unlike Romney, he HAS a plan, and one he actually WILL show you. You are probably a conservative and should understand that whatever the truth is, you have been bubblized and told something completely different than what exists in reality. Romney has a plan that is a mathematical impossibility so he has no real plan, whereas Obama has a plan that will work and he wants you to examine. This real world condition has been spun in your head to Romney has a plan and Obama doesn't. You should see a doctor. You are insane. You might hurt yourself. And don't worry about the humility of being grown up and having the mind of an infant. All your conservative friends do too. It's not your fault. It's a brain defect. Your mind is hyper-sensitive to fear avoidance and fear avoidance IS insanity.

 

[Moonbeam]

You're simply a racist pos.

That's not nice. You should be sad. Can you imagine the emotional mess this sad person is in to believe what he does. Don't wish him any more pain. He's already terribly fucked up and it's not his fault that he is. He was badly damaged as a child and the pain of it is why he can't remember and why he's so full of hate. He is what he is because it was the only way he could survive.

 

[michal1980]

If only he's spend half as much time leading as he does fundraising and making appearances on crappy shows. Then again, in light of what he considers "leadership", perhaps its better that he not do much of anything.

you forgot golfing

 

[michal1980]

What ass up which have you had your head? I just saw Obama waving his plan around if front of a crowd telling them, that unlike Romney, he HAS a plan, and one he actually WILL show you. You are probably a conservative and should understand that whatever the truth is, you have been bubblized and told something completely different than what exists in reality. Romney has a plan that is a mathematical impossibility so he has no real plan, whereas Obama has a plan that will work and he wants you to examine. This real world condition has been spun in your head to Romney has a plan and Obama doesn't. You should see a doctor. You are insane. You might hurt yourself. And don't worry about the humility of being grown up and having the mind of an infant. All your conservative friends do too. It's not your fault. It's a brain defect. Your mind is hyper-sensitive to fear avoidance and fear avoidance IS insanity.

Obama plan

Lets keep doing what we have the past 4 years.


details after the election.

 

[Todd33]

you forgot golfing

This must of outraged you during Katrina right?

 

[Todd33]

Obama plan

Lets keep doing what we have the past 4 years.


details after the election.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2012/images/10/23/jobs.plan.booklet.pdf

I thought Romney was the guy holding back all his specifics until after the election. Are you mixing up your talking points now?

 

[spidey07]

Looks like the shukin' and jivin' was indeed not optimal...

Letterman doesn't like Obama continuing to lie to him on his show.

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guyben...he_david_letterman_discouraged_by_obamas_lies

DAVID LETTERMAN, HOST: Here's what upset me last night, this playing fast and loose with facts. And the President Obama cites the op-ed piece that Romney wrote about Detroit, “Let them go bankrupt, let them go bankrupt,” and last night he brings it up again. “Oh, no, Governor, you said let them go bankrupt, blah blah blah, let them go bankrupt.” And Mitt said, “No, no, check the thing, check the thing, check the thing.” Now, I don't care whether you're Republican or Democrat, you want your president to be telling the truth; you want the contender to be lying. And so what we found out today or soon thereafter that, in fact, the President Obama was not telling the truth about what was excerpted from that op-ed piece. I felt discouraged.

RACHEL MADDOW: Because the "Let Detroit go bankrupt" headline you feel like was inappropriate?

LETTERMAN: Well, the fact the President is invoking it and swearing that he was right and that Romney was wrong and I thought, well, he's the president of course he's right. Well, it turned out no, he was taking liberties with that.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Obama plan

Lets keep doing what we have the past 4 years.


details after the election.

So you would rather vote for an unknown who flip flops at every turn?

For somebody whose God comes from the planet Kolob???

If you are of the Christian Right or Catholic...I can`t believe that you people have sold your souls and backed somebody who does not believe in or worship the same God that you do....hmmmm

 

[Moonbeam]

Obama plan

Lets keep doing what we have the past 4 years.


details after the election.

NO, lets throw out the slime in the House so we can get some progressive legislation though and save the nation. We don't need the same, we need more. We need democrats in charge after the recovery they have already gotten underway.

 

[werepossum]

That comment about Trump - "This all goes back to when we were kids growing up together in Kenya" - was freakin' hysterical.

 

[RampantAndroid]

you forgot golfing

And coaching a basketball team.

But this goes from stupid to offensive when you see the picture Woodward paints of Obama - a president who doesn't even go to daily intelligence briefings.

 

[sportage]

Obama has a strong record to run on.
No, he is not God.
But Obama has lead this country and kept us stronger than few other past leaders have.
But if you live in the bubble, naturally to you all hell has broken lose.
All that bubble heads see are riots in the streets, dogs having sex with cats, Al-Qaeda in every school teaching our kids, and Obama eating watermelons while dining with terrorist in the whitehouse.

 

[GMC12]

Now if he could just do his job

Four more years

 

[disappoint]

So you would rather vote for an unknown who flip flops at every turn?

For somebody whose God comes from the planet Kolob???

If you are of the Christian Right or Catholic...I can`t believe that you people have sold your souls and backed somebody who does not believe in or worship the same God that you do....hmmmm

Kolob? That's awfully close to bollocks backwards.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

For somebody whose God comes from the planet Kolob???

If you are of the Christian Right or Catholic...I can`t believe that you people have sold your souls and backed somebody who does not believe in or worship the same God that you do....hmmmm

lol, and you support an illegal nation and backwards religion that supports the genocide of all other religions, particularly Muslims at this moment.

 

[D-Man]

What ass up which have you had your head? I just saw Obama waving his plan around if front of a crowd telling them, that unlike Romney, he HAS a plan, and one he actually WILL show you. You are probably a conservative and should understand that whatever the truth is, you have been bubblized and told something completely different than what exists in reality. Romney has a plan that is a mathematical impossibility so he has no real plan, whereas Obama has a plan that will work and he wants you to examine. This real world condition has been spun in your head to Romney has a plan and Obama doesn't. You should see a doctor. You are insane. You might hurt yourself. And don't worry about the humility of being grown up and having the mind of an infant. All your conservative friends do too. It's not your fault. It's a brain defect. Your mind is hyper-sensitive to fear avoidance and fear avoidance IS insanity.

Obama's plan you mean the one he printed a couple days ago