Obama is stopping by my office tomorrow

PottedMeat

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Yell out 'SOCIALIST!' or 'MARXIST!' then run out and teabag him. Bonus points for doing it in front of the local TV cameras. Moar points if you evade the Secret Service.
 

SlitheryDee

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You should ask him some hard hitting questions like:

"Mr. President. What are you going to do about the vampire problem"?
"Do we have automated turrets pointed at the LHC in case something icky comes out"?
"When are we going to give the missile defense fairies a raise"?
 

spidey07

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Piss on him and tell him he deserves every single drop. Make sure it's stinky asparagus pee as well.
 

daw123

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Tell him to fuck off and ask him to pass the message on to Gordon Brown
 
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KeithTalent

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<-- P&N Sorry, but it's invetibale.

Very damn cool though, no matter your political affiliations.

KT
 

DT4K

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Some good ideas here. I'll take them under advisement.
Though seeing as how I'm not excited by the idea of FPMITA prison, I may have to pass on most of them.

I suspect that only upper management will have a chance to get within 30 feet of him.

He probably chose us to pimp his stimulus bill, since we recently got a big grant from the DOE and we are expanding and adding jobs.
 

DT4K

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<-- P&N Sorry, but it's invetibale.

Very damn cool though, no matter your political affiliations.

KT

Yep. Probably inevitable, even though I had no intentions of making this a political debate.

It's fantastic press for our company. We make products that are used in laptops, cell phones, electric vehicles, iPads, etc. But most people have probably never heard of us.
 

squirrel dog

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Tell everyone you know to avoid the interstates tomorrow,they will be closed while he is in town.
 

her209

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You should ask him some hard hitting questions like:

"Mr. President. What are you going to do about the vampire problem"?
"Do we have automated turrets pointed at the LHC in case something icky comes out"?
"When are we going to give the missile defense fairies a raise"?
"Mr. President, what are the plans to repel a zombie attack?"
 

ZOOYUKA

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Ask for further explanation on how healthcare premiums are going to fall 3000&#37;
 

Lifted

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Mr. President, what are you going to do about all of the penis on chatroulette.com?