Obama is stopping by my office tomorrow

[DT4K]

Nope, not an April fools or parody thread. He's seriously going to be at my workplace tomorrow.

http://charlotte.bizjournals.com/ch...en/2010/03/obama_will_tour_celgard_plant.html

Regardless of your politics, that's pretty damn cool.

 

[ViviTheMage]

What's the purpose of his visit? Is OBAMA buying them now too?

 

[PottedMeat]

Yell out 'SOCIALIST!' or 'MARXIST!' then run out and teabag him. Bonus points for doing it in front of the local TV cameras. Moar points if you evade the Secret Service.

 

[moshquerade]

Nope, not an April fools or parody thread. He's seriously going to be at my workplace tomorrow.

http://charlotte.bizjournals.com/ch...en/2010/03/obama_will_tour_celgard_plant.html

Regardless of your politics, that's pretty damn cool.

That is cool. :thumbsup:

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I'll give you $5 if you pants him.

 

[frostedflakes]

in b4 spidey and JS80

 

[SlitheryDee]

You should ask him some hard hitting questions like:

"Mr. President. What are you going to do about the vampire problem"?
"Do we have automated turrets pointed at the LHC in case something icky comes out"?
"When are we going to give the missile defense fairies a raise"?

 

[spidey07]

Piss on him and tell him he deserves every single drop. Make sure it's stinky asparagus pee as well.

 

[coldmeat]

who?

 

[Apocalypse23]

Make sure you take a pic with the most powerful man in the world.

 

[daw123]

Tell him to fuck off and ask him to pass the message on to Gordon Brown

 

[KeithTalent]

<-- P&N Sorry, but it's invetibale.

Very damn cool though, no matter your political affiliations.

KT

 

[DT4K]

Some good ideas here. I'll take them under advisement.
Though seeing as how I'm not excited by the idea of FPMITA prison, I may have to pass on most of them.

I suspect that only upper management will have a chance to get within 30 feet of him.

He probably chose us to pimp his stimulus bill, since we recently got a big grant from the DOE and we are expanding and adding jobs.

 

[Slew Foot]

Hide your wallet

 

[Terzo]

Piss on him and tell him he deserves every single drop. Make sure it's stinky asparagus pee as well.

The capability to smell "asparagus pee" is not universal.
link

 

[DT4K]

<-- P&N Sorry, but it's invetibale.

Very damn cool though, no matter your political affiliations.

KT

Yep. Probably inevitable, even though I had no intentions of making this a political debate.

It's fantastic press for our company. We make products that are used in laptops, cell phones, electric vehicles, iPads, etc. But most people have probably never heard of us.

 

[squirrel dog]

Tell everyone you know to avoid the interstates tomorrow,they will be closed while he is in town.

 

[Jeffg010]

Hide your wallet

LOL that made me laugh he is pretty much going to get your money one way or the other.

 

[zinfamous]

Hide your wallet

lol.

I was thinking about how he could make some sort of car door-locking sound as the pres walks by his cube...

 

[her209]

You should ask him some hard hitting questions like:

"Mr. President. What are you going to do about the vampire problem"?
"Do we have automated turrets pointed at the LHC in case something icky comes out"?
"When are we going to give the missile defense fairies a raise"?

"Mr. President, what are the plans to repel a zombie attack?"

 

[boomerang]

Hide your wallet

This

Ask why he still feels he needs to be out stumping for a health care bill that has been signed into law. Tell him for me that I think he should be working on job creation.

 

[ZOOYUKA]

Ask for further explanation on how healthcare premiums are going to fall 3000&#37;

 

[ravana]

Ask him what his AT username is.

 

[preslove]

Take pictures and compare them to these:

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/02/obama_being_forced_to_look_at.html

 

[Lifted]

Mr. President, what are you going to do about all of the penis on chatroulette.com?