After his speech in Austin, TX yesterday, President Barack Obama decided to hop on over to Franklin BBQ, a barbecue pit widely regarded by many as the best in Texas (and perhaps America). But the thing with Franklin BBQ is that their wait is long as in, sometimes it takes five hours to get into the restaurant and Obama got to skip it, because hes the president and he can do that. (I feel real bad, but Im gonna cut, he told patrons.) According to owner Aaron Franklin, Obama was probably the first person to ever cut the line.
But the line is sacred: no one ever ever cuts, ever, and Eater Austin points out that even food demigod Anthony Bourdain waited three hours to get in when he taped his show there.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/obama-cuts-5-hour-line-for-barbecue-in-texas-infuriates-world/
Screw the American's standing in line for food - Obama's gonna buy it all. Maybe, if you're lucky and lick his shoes he'll pay for yours but the people at the end of the line just get screwed since they only cook so much a day:
They put "three pounds of beef, two pounds of ribs, a half-pound of sausage and a half-pound of turkey" on the president's tab
Thanks Obama!
Mostly tongue and cheek but I'd probably be pissed if I was at the end of the line