Obama cracks joke

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Moonbeam

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when you get kicked out I'll leave. Deal?

You are a genius at stupid. What he does has nothing to do with you. If he gets himself banned what possible reason would that be for you to leave too. Try to reduce your life stress. Obama is a good man. He isn't out there destroy the country or you. Your reactions to him are the result of your own mental issues, that you have been programmed to be hyper-alert to threats in your environment and to see them when they're not there. Everything is OK and you don't need to be banned. You just have a bad case of conservative brain defect. You just need to lift the needle out of it's groove and learn to relax. Your brain will unwire itself if you stop exercising by reacting to imaginary fears. Relax and breathe. Go where you can hear birds sing.
 
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The terrorist fist jab debacle stands alone atop that mountain.

The sheer temerity of Barack to taunt freedom lovin' murricans with this action, so deplorable
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dank69

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You are a genius at stupid. What he does has nothing to do with you. If he gets himself banned what possible reason would that be for you to leave too. Try to reduce your life stress. Obama is a good man. He isn't out there destroy the country or you. Your reactions to him are the result of your own mental issues, that you have been programmed to be hyper-alert to threats in your environment and to see them when they're not there. Everything is OK and you don't need to be banned. You just have a bad case of conservative brain defect. You just need to lift the needle out of it's groove and learn to relax. Your brain will unwire itself if you stop exercising by reacting to imaginary fears. Relax and breathe. Go where you can hear birds sing.

And if that doesn't work, try to remember that Obama will be out of office in less than a year and nothing that happens between now and then will make that day come any sooner. At least focus your anger on something that actually matters, like bashing the shit out of Hillary and Bernie.
 

boomerang

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At least focus your anger on something that actually matters, like bashing the shit out of Hillary and Bernie.
I can bash all three with my left arm tied behind my back.

The question of the day: Hillary, Bernie and Obama walk into a bar. Who pays for the drinks?
 

dank69

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I can bash all three with my left arm tied behind my back.

The question of the day: Hillary, Bernie and Obama walk into a bar. Who pays for the drinks?
To what end? What does bashing Obama accomplish at this point?
 

thraashman

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I can bash all three with my left arm tied behind my back.

The question of the day: Hillary, Bernie and Obama walk into a bar. Who pays for the drinks?

Trump, Carson, and Cruz walk into a bar. Trump orders a drink, has a 3rd party finance it, then declares bankruptcy. Cruz doesn't order a drink, instead he proceeds to puncture the throat of a patron and drink his blood like the vampiric monster he is. Carson proceeds to lecture the bar about how alcohol was invented by Joseph to get the Egyptian pharoahs drunk so he could conquer Egypt, when asked to leave he tries to stab the bartender in the stomach but is stopped by a magical belt buckle. Jeb somehow spends thousands of dollars on drinks without ever actually making it into the bar.
 

zinfamous

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Trump, Carson, and Cruz walk into a bar. Trump orders a drink, has a 3rd party finance it, then declares bankruptcy. Cruz doesn't order a drink, instead he proceeds to puncture the throat of a patron and drink his blood like the vampiric monster he is. Carson proceeds to lecture the bar about how alcohol was invented by Joseph to get the Egyptian pharoahs drunk so he could conquer Egypt, when asked to leave he tries to stab the bartender in the stomach but is stopped by a magical belt buckle. Jeb somehow spends thousands of dollars on drinks without ever actually making it into the bar.

:D
 

ivwshane

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Unfunny, yes. Outrage, insult? Not found.





Funny, most people would say the same about both of you. Lucky for you, people don't get banned for having a different opinion :cool: I don't want any of you sent packing....

I don't want him banned because of his opinion I want him banned because he is a troll. Exhibit A: this thread, exhibit B: 90% of his posts are either lies or off topic. Feel free to compare my post history to his;)
 

ivwshane

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Obama will be bashed for decades to come. The proof is that Carter bashing is still alive and well.

So is Reagan bashing, the difference of course is that one set of bashing is based on facts and reality and the other is not and is instead based on whatever it is you base your hatred on.
 

umbrella39

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Unfunny, yes. Outrage, insult? Not found.





Funny, most people would say the same about both of you. Lucky for you, people don't get banned for having a different opinion :cool: I don't want any of you sent packing....

Funny, I think most people would say the same of you. DERP DERP...
 

Moonbeam

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Conservatives, like everyone else, come with variations in intellectual capacity but appear, on the whole, to be quite stupid to liberals. This is because they can't see facts that conflict with beliefs they have that flatter their egos, like how great they are if they work for a living. This just makes them appear stupid. Liberals can do that too, just not as well. Liberals can get quite irrational, say about vaccines, GNOs, or nuclear power, to name a few things.