preslove
Lifer
- Sep 10, 2003
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You weren't complaining last night. In fact, I believe you found it difficult to talk with your mouth full. :biggrin:
You really should pay attention. I get my facts about your extremely small penis from my slutty mother. Of all the thousands of cocks she has seen, yours is the tiniest. She was, literally, in awe of your minuscule little nub.
I'm trying to think of who you must have me confused with, as to who was trying to coax that laughable excuse for a cock into some form of erection, last night... Amused? Guyver?
:hmm: