NYC teen licks an entire subway railing for a buck

[SandEagle]

http://bodyodd.nbcnews.com/_news/20...een-licks-an-entire-subway-railing-for-a-buck

Warning: vertical phone video inside.

this is one of the reasons why America is falling behind in everything. Japanese teens are working on finding the cure for cancer; our teens are licking handrails for YouTube stardom. :\

 

[PottedMeat]

damn i had no idea americans were the only ones that did stupid shit for money

 

[kranky]

We just had a local news story of a group of teens that broke into a house while the owners were on vacation. They threw a huge party one night. Then they came back to the house the next day and cleaned it immaculately. When the owners returned from vacation they suspected nothing.

However, the teens took video of the party antics and the owner got a tip to check a particular Facebook page. He could positively identify from the videos that it was his house - during a scene of some kid puking in the kitchen sink, he could identify the items stuck on his refrigerator door.

So the police used the face tagging feature to identify most of the kids, and now they face charges.

 

[SandEagle]

damn i had no idea americans were the only ones that did stupid shit for money

that's because you're American. the world, especially Canada, is laughing at us.

 

[Paratus]

And now we know how the epidemic of Rabid Herpy AIDS starts.

 

[KevinCU]

Licking long poles sounds exactly like something SandEagle would do.

 

[bonkers325]

it's been done on the Simpsons.

 

[Saint Nick]

We just had a local news story of a group of teens that broke into a house while the owners were on vacation. They threw a huge party one night. Then they came back to the house the next day and cleaned it immaculately. When the owners returned from vacation they suspected nothing.

However, the teens took video of the party antics and the owner got a tip to check a particular Facebook page. He could positively identify from the videos that it was his house - during a scene of some kid puking in the kitchen sink, he could identify the items stuck on his refrigerator door.

So the police used the face tagging feature to identify most of the kids, and now they face charges.

Lollipop!!!

 

[96Firebird]

that's because you're American. the world, especially Canada, is laughing at us.

Surely they know we're laughing at them too, right?

 

[alien42]

this is one of the reasons why America is falling behind in everything. Japanese teens are working on finding the cure for cancer; our teens are licking handrails for YouTube stardom. :\

your idea of reasoning and logic is so fucked up.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Meh, I licked the inside of a dead antelope skull for a Reeses Cup and Mt.Dew when I was in the military.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Meh, I licked the inside of a dead antelope skull for a Reeses Cup and Mt.Dew when I was in the military.

Wow

 

[SandEagle]

Meh, I licked the inside of a dead antelope skull for a Reeses Cup and Mt.Dew when I was in the military.

pathetic. the government should care more for the welfare of our soldiers. the least they can do is provide snacks so that you don't expose yourself to risks while on active duty. how humiliated your family would have been had you died of bacterial poisoning from licking the skull of a dead antelope on a dare? i'd rather be shot dead and considered a hero than a moron.

 

[Hoober]

i'd rather be shot dead and considered a hero than a moron.

Not quite sure that's possible due to the last four years we've endured with you on these boards.

 

[Baptismbyfire]

Meh, I licked the inside of a dead antelope skull for a Reeses Cup and Mt.Dew when I was in the military.

Basic training? Then I understand.

 

[GobBluth]

NOPE!!

 

[Fausto]

pathetic. the government should care more for the welfare of our soldiers. the least they can do is provide snacks so that you don't expose yourself to risks while on active duty. how humiliated your family would have been had you died of bacterial poisoning from licking the skull of a dead antelope on a dare? i'd rather be shot dead and considered a hero than a moron.

I'm afraid we already consider you a moron, bro.

 

[mmntech]

that's because you're American. the world, especially Canada, is laughing at us.

Canadians talk a big game but they're just as dumb as Americans. ^_^

 

[uhohs]

http://bodyodd.nbcnews.com/_news/20...een-licks-an-entire-subway-railing-for-a-buck

Warning: vertical phone video inside.

this is one of the reasons why America is falling behind in everything. Japanese teens are working on finding the cure for cancer; our teens are licking handrails for YouTube stardom. :\

lol, sure they are...

 

[LookBehindYou]

Basic training? Then I understand.

Boredom in the missile field.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Someone should have peed on it to sterilize if first.

 

[amdhunter]

Damn. I thought he was licking the 3rd rail from the topic title. 🙁

 

[Raduque]

We just had a local news story of a group of teens that broke into a house while the owners were on vacation. They threw a huge party one night. Then they came back to the house the next day and cleaned it immaculately. When the owners returned from vacation they suspected nothing.

However, the teens took video of the party antics and the owner got a tip to check a particular Facebook page. He could positively identify from the videos that it was his house - during a scene of some kid puking in the kitchen sink, he could identify the items stuck on his refrigerator door.

So the police used the face tagging feature to identify most of the kids, and now they face charges.

This is just begging for a Good Guy Greg meme picture.

 

[Train]

You should spend a few minutes catching up on Japanese game shows.

It's like American youtube videos.... on meth.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Meh, I licked the inside of a dead antelope skull for a Reeses Cup and Mt.Dew when I was in the military.

I'm assuming this is some sun-bleached or very old skull. I imagine if I were on deployment I probably wouldn't even think twice about making this deal.