Nutcase at work

[ThePresence]

I work in an office, but we have a large factory floor. Every so often I have to walk through the shop floor to check on something. There is this one worker there who came over to me today and in middle of nowhere asked me who my favorite prophet is. Oooookay. I went over to the foreman later and asked him what the deal is with this guy, he said that he's an excellent worker but he's a creepy weirdo who lives alone and reads the bible all night. He also told one of my partners that he had a dream that his (my partner's) children got hurt. He's the kind of guy you expect to blow one day and it won't be pretty.

 

[markgm]

Sweet.

 

[isekii]

you should've said mohammed

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: isekii
you should've said mohammed

:thumbsup:

 

[Queasy]

Next time, just sing the chorus of the "Jonah was a Prophet" song from the Jonah VeggieTales movie.

Jonah was a prophet
oo-ooh!
but he really never got it
sad but true!
and if you watch it you can spot it
a-doodley-doo!
he did not get the point!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"Who's your favorite prophet?"
"Underpants"
"?"

...or is that that wrong order?

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

He's the kind of guy you expect to blow one day and it won't be pretty.

Just wanted to point out that this sentence is pretty funny when taken out of context.

 

[SirStev0]

mmm crazies. Is he really defensive about it or is he just really knowledgeable just without social skills. I knew a jesus freak who wasn't the "shove it down your throat" style, just the "Hey did you know..." type. Didn't realize that it was awkward.

 

[PepePeru]

i would've answered 'net'

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: ggnl

Originally posted by: ThePresence

He's the kind of guy you expect to blow one day and it won't be pretty.

Just wanted to point out that this sentence is pretty funny when taken out of context.

Hmmm...how do we know what he really meant by that? I think we need clarification.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: ggnl

Originally posted by: ThePresence

He's the kind of guy you expect to blow one day and it won't be pretty.

Just wanted to point out that this sentence is pretty funny when taken out of context.

I think the OP should just blow him now and get it over with.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: ggnl

Originally posted by: ThePresence

He's the kind of guy you expect to blow one day and it won't be pretty.

Just wanted to point out that this sentence is pretty funny when taken out of context.

That's sig material right there.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: ggnl

Originally posted by: ThePresence

He's the kind of guy you expect to blow one day and it won't be pretty.

Just wanted to point out that this sentence is pretty funny when taken out of context.

I think the OP should just blow him now and get it over with.

I wonder if Fred Savage will be there?

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: ggnl

Originally posted by: ThePresence

He's the kind of guy you expect to blow one day and it won't be pretty.

Just wanted to point out that this sentence is pretty funny when taken out of context.

I lol'd :laugh:

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Next time, just sing the chorus of the "Jonah was a Prophet" song from the Jonah VeggieTales movie.

Jonah was a prophet
oo-ooh!
but he really never got it
sad but true!
and if you watch it you can spot it
a-doodley-doo!
he did not get the point!

I would be worried that he might start singing along.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: ggnl

Originally posted by: ThePresence

He's the kind of guy you expect to blow one day and it won't be pretty.

Just wanted to point out that this sentence is pretty funny when taken out of context.

Text

 

[Steve]

Nostradamus

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: isekii
you should've said David Koresh

Fixed