Number 1 tip for funerals

[Veliko]

Sombre and Sombrero are worlds apart in tone.

 

[JJChicken]

i chuckled

 

[ussfletcher]

I thought it was $5

 

[ShawnD1]

I thought it was $5

You will need to pay more than that if you dont want me to sell his kidneys before throwing his corpse into the ground

 

[Scotteq]

You will need to pay more than that if you dont want me to sell his kidneys before throwing his corpse into the ground

Why bother with digging a hole? That's too much effort.




Just puree the corpse in a wood chipper aimed into a river. 😵

 

[IronWing]

Don't bring your dog.

- Mark Twain

 

[ShawnD1]

Why bother with digging a hole? That's too much effort.

Just puree the corpse in a wood chipper aimed into a river. 😵

I don't even think this would save money. To run a cemetery you still need land for people to look at tomb stones.
cost of wood chipper: expensive
cost of chinese slave immigrant labor to dig holes: almost free


At least give me $20 so I don't have sex with the body

 

[dank69]

I don't even think this would save money. To run a cemetery you still need land for people to look at tomb stones.
cost of wood chipper: expensive
cost of chinese slave immigrant labor to dig holes: almost free


At least give me $20 so I don't have sex with the body

Like you wouldn't have sex with it anyway...🙄

 

[IceBergSLiM]

I thought it was $5

all you can drink happy hour

 

[ShawnD1]

all you can drink happy hour

That gives me an idea.

Open bar funeral, but hold it at 9am. See who drinks and who doesn't :sneaky: