Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Can it be kept in a pickle jar?

Dill or Bread & Butter?

 

[Squisher]

I imagine an employee already had picked up a bunch of the bananas with spider clinging to it when they stocked the shelves.

That person needs to buy a lottery ticket.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: irishScott
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...E52A5A40F2C74&index=10

Fun starts at 1:22, hilarity at 4:46.

that movie gave me nightmares for years. i HATE spiders

I saw it when I was 10 and it still freaks me out 19 years later.

 

[skyking]

We were vacationing in Hawaii with my aunt and uncle a few years ago, staying at a B&B in Hilo. I spotted one of these bastards in the common room when we came home from dinner.
http://www.instanthawaii.com/c...in/hawaii?Animals.cane
I deftly kept everyone's attention, Goodnight all, see you in the morning, blah blah. After my wife went into the room I made some excuse and went back out and herded the bastard back outside and sealed up the door. If I had smashed him it would have been a huge mess, and I figured I could probably get to sleep OK but my wife might never sleep again in Hawaii if I had shown her!

 

[Farang]

They killed the Huntsman spider http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200...on_re_us/deadly_spider

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Farang
They killed the Huntsman spider http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200...on_re_us/deadly_spider

"It doesn't make any sense to me why it wouldn't be saved," he said.

Because it's a freaken huge ass spider...

 

[Gothgar]

"The venom starts to break the prey down on the inside and then she slurps it out kind of like a smoothie," said Terry Childs.

mmmmmm, smoothie prey

 

[jonks]

Fresh Direct has warnings on their produce that says "To avoid using chemical pesticides our farmers use spiders to keep pests off our fruit. You may find the occasional cobweb on your produce. And sometimes a giant killer spider. Enjoy!"

Well, it says everything but the last two sentences.

 

[AdamK47]

Anyone remember that spider movie from the late 70s early 80s staring William Shatner? That movie was hilarious.

 

[RaiderJ]

What's so scary about a spider?

 

[BW86]

ewwwww

 

[JulesMaximus]

I had a dream about spiders the night I read this thread...freaked me out man.

 

[JS80]

fucking idiot organic brainwashed hippies