Nude House Cleaning (New Hampshire area)

[MarkXIX]

She better make a mean fucking lunch and clean up after herself for that kind of money.

I'm talking a great fucking sandwich and some awesome cherry pie a la mode. Oh, and she better pour my Chimay into the right glass, hand washed and rinsed clean just right.

If she can't do these things, she's worthless to me.

 

[SearchMaster]

I knew a girl who put herself through school doing lingerie house cleaning. She said the guys who hired her actually weren't too creepy. She was hot also (alas I'm picless).

 

[MarkXIX]

I knew a girl who put herself through school doing lingerie house cleaning. She said the guys who hired her actually weren't too creepy. She was hot also (alas I'm picless).

Then you lie...

 

[nick1985]

Are girls who do this not worried about sexual assault?

 

[Bignate603]

I like the part where she says you can FAP all you want to, but no touchy 🙂 thats pretty hilarious.

Will she at least clean up afterward?

 

[Sluggo]

Why does everyone assume the posting was made by a woman?

 

[Cheesetogo]

I found a similar ad. Probably not quite as good though.
http://losangeles.backpage.com/CleaningServices/nude-house-cleaning/8727101

 

[OverVolt]

I knew a girl who put herself through school doing lingerie house cleaning. She said the guys who hired her actually weren't too creepy. She was hot also (alas I'm picless).

Yea I'm thinking that you gotta have the bankroll to blow $90 on something so trivial which would make it a fairly non-creeper customer base excluding drug dealers.

 

[Ika]

Why does everyone assume the posting was made by a woman?

epic trolling opportunity...

 

[Born2bwire]

Why does everyone assume the posting was made by a woman?

D:

 

[DayLaPaul]

Why does everyone assume the posting was made by a woman?

Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud?

 

[alfa147x]

Trust me she's hot, she just finished here.

 

[slayer202]

mosh to open rival business imo.

 

[0roo0roo]

http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/26/blondes-have-more/

she blonde?

 

[Gibsons]

Trust me she's hot, she just finished here.

Just finished what, where?

 

[SunnyD]

No reply yet. Methinks "she's" not legit.

 

[Pardus]

Could be ?

 

[Newbian]

So how much to make the bed after it was used?

 

[TruePaige]

I do this everyday for free.

Anyone want to pay me? $50/hr, I'll give you a discount.

 

[Newbian]

I do this everyday for free.

Anyone want to pay me? $50/hr, I'll give you a discount.

Just no squatting please.

 

[Bl0cks]

It's mST. There's a difference.

Don't forget your constant for gravity.

 

[Riceninja]

awaiting pics

 

[JoPh]

i hope there is a response

 

[IronWing]

With all that snow, her modesty should remain intact.

 

[oogabooga]

I do this everyday for free.

Anyone want to pay me? $50/hr, I'll give you a discount.

is that the discounted rate or is that the base rate without discount.

This post could belong in hot deals.