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[NSFW] Church members leave over Jesus 'penis'

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That's a really strange looking crucifix. And WTF would they put a penis on it lol? Guess you could use the argument "it's a body part like any other, and God gave it to us" but come on lol.

Really I never understood why catholic churches have crucifixes. It makes more sense to have just a cross, since Jesus is risen.

well, it's not a penis. It's a distended abdomen. ....one that very much resembles a gigantic jesus cock.
 
I'm the one that started that meme 😛 Yeah I got an infraction for it too. I think my list of infractions is starting to make my UserCP page load slower 😀

yeah..I was kinda hoping it would return to top search list. Does the list compile based only on searches, or do tags have some influence?

:hmm:
 
😕 How does it make any more or less sense. What do you think the cross represents? The Crucifix!

A cross without Jesus on it serves as a reminder that he rose from the dead. A crucifix just shows that he died there. Rising again is the important part. If he just stayed dead on the cross, then it would be over, we'd all be going to hell. I know it's just a symbol, but it makes more sense to show an empty cross. No need to fill the room with them either, some churches go a little overboard. :awe:
 
yeah..I was kinda hoping it would return to top search list. Does the list compile based only on searches, or do tags have some influence?

:hmm:
There are two tag clouds. The cloud in tag search uses actual thread tags to generate a link cloud. This is where 'frozen anal beads' was. The search tag cloud generates a cloud based on search terms. This one also had 'frozen anal beads', presumably because people were clicking on the tag (which performs a search).
 
A cross without Jesus on it serves as a reminder that he rose from the dead. A crucifix just shows that he died there. Rising again is the important part. If he just stayed dead on the cross, then it would be over, we'd all be going to hell. I know it's just a symbol, but it makes more sense to show an empty cross. No need to fill the room with them either, some churches go a little overboard. :awe:
I'd argue that showing the devine 2-foot cock makes more sense than either. That's something we can all worship.
 
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Looks like a Goa'uld Symbiote from Stargate SG-1.

Guess Jesus was an alien.

Or he has a penis inside of his stomach.

Or the artist failed human anatomy class.
 
Was there a diffrent original link? I don't see what would be so NSFW about that

go to the 2nd link in the OP, which is a larger pic of the offending idol.

GA originally had it embedded in the post, but was removed for well...obvious reasons.
 
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