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[NSFW] Church members leave over Jesus 'penis'

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zinfamous said:
well, it said it was commissioned...I'm thinking the lady artist collected the check with a wee grin on her face.
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I love how in that article some people said they don't see a penis. Guess believing in an invisible floating magical deity in the sky that grants wishes makes it easy to see or not see lots of things.
 
Locut0s said:
I love how in that article some people said they don't see a penis. Guess believing in an invisible floating magical deity in the sky that grants wishes makes it easy to see or not see lots of things.
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:hmm: Interesting.

I almost didn't see "dickchest" in the tags.


....but then I did! :awe:
 
zinfamous said:
:hmm: Interesting.

I almost didn't see "dickchest" in the tags.


....but then I did! :awe:
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Yeah but not seeing the tag is a lot different from these people. These people say they don't see a dick even when it's pointed out to them. Sure you can argue that it was a mistake but denying that it DOES resemble a dick takes some .... *cough* strong faith.
 
Spooner said:
what's with the skull at the bottom of the picture?

seems kind of morbid
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It's a religion based around the torture and murder of a 1st century Jew and the crucifix in question is a depiction of that. The skull is probably the least morbid thing about that picture. But props to JC for being able to keep his hard-on under pressure like that.
 
How you could look at that and conclude anything BUT the fact Jesus has a huge erection is beyond me. THat is clearly, unequivocally, what the artist was going for. No anatomy looks at all like that except cock & balls.
 
Locut0s said:
You don't know much about Christian history do you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedlec_Ossuary

The middle ages were chock full of religious depictions of skulls, skeletons, and brutal fiery death in hell.
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That place is awesome, and a bit creepy....

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Last night I saw Passion of the Christ and I felt sorry for Jesus. This morning, not so much. No wonder he had so many followers.
 
Dude, this guy is supposed to be the son of god.
Of course he's more hung that any other human in the history of the world.

His father is the biggest dick in the history of the world.
😛
 
I have always thougt the idea of worshiping Jesus with a crusifix was wrong.

if Jesus was beheaded with a guillotine would we hang those around oure necks? really weird.
 
should do this in more churches, but give him a more defined penis
then we can see how many pedos remain in the church
 
BassBomb said:
should do this in more churches, but give him a more defined penis
then we can see how many pedos remain in the church
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if it were a picture of a juvenile jesus with his penis hanging out then yes, that might be a test.
 
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