NSFW – The nipple hole is glorious: Rick & Morty voice over of real court transcript

[Dr. Zaus]

This is a real court transcript... it just gets better and better
NSFW – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo6MICQZZsc

 

[Blue_Max]

Oh. Em. Gee.

Freepin' AWESOME! (NqSFW)

 

[Krazy4Real]

LMAO!

 

[Dr. Zaus]

explanation added OP.

 

[Beer4Me]

Holy sh**, that was great. Thx for that. Rick n Morty is in my top 10 of best animated series, which makes it even better.

 

[ImpulsE69]

That was great.

 

[PliotronX]

Comedy gold! Definitely NSFW though LOL.

 

[dawp]

damn, that was great

 

[ViviTheMage]

Holy sh**, that was great. Thx for that. Rick n Morty is in my top 10 of best animated series, which makes it even better.

I don't know man, I think it might be my #1, next to south park.

 

[KMFJD]

Holy sh**, that was great. Thx for that. Rick n Morty is in my top 10 of best animated series, which makes it even better.

not for me, i couldn't last more than 2 minutes into that...i did finish the first episode of rick n morty and hated it as well so there's that..

 

[Artorias]

Wow I cant believe that's actually real, no way.

The judge should have had that under control immediately, that judge is probably going to get fired, no matter how belligerent the defendant was that's no way to handle the situation.

 

[Humpy]

Hahaha. Awesome!

Actual transcript:

https://imgur.com/a/skffp

 

[Hugh Jass]

not for me, i couldn't last more than 2 minutes into that...i did finish the first episode of rick n morty and hated it as well so there's that..

You must live such a sad life.

 

[KMFJD]

You must live such a sad life.

As do you i guess...

 

[Dr. Zaus]

As do you i guess...

But seriously, your response was um...

So it's hard to have a WRONG opinion...



but some how you did...

Bravo? I guess...


All I know is I don't want to be from whatever universe created you to not like R&M...


Do you have a personality disorder, or some sort of brain tuna?

 

[slayer202]

Wow I cant believe that's actually real, no way.

The judge should have had that under control immediately, that judge is probably going to get fired, no matter how belligerent the defendant was that's no way to handle the situation.

can't be real

 

[Meghan54]

rofl

 

[ViviTheMage]

can't be real

oh, its real alright:

http://legal.blog.ajc.com/2016/06/23/georgia-judge-loses-it-over-vulgar-courtroom-exchange/

 

[Anubis]

can't be real

its real

 

[renz20003]

oh, its real alright:

http://legal.blog.ajc.com/2016/06/23/georgia-judge-loses-it-over-vulgar-courtroom-exchange/

You can add the Washington Post to the list of sources too.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/06/24/youll-find-out-how-nasty-i-really-am-a-judges-seething-response-to-a-hostile-defendant/?utm_term=.b0ca793c4eb9

 

[KMFJD]

But seriously, your response was um...

So it's hard to have a WRONG opinion...



but some how you did...

Bravo? I guess...


All I know is I don't want to be from whatever universe created you to not like R&M...


Do you have a personality disorder, or some sort of brain tuna?

I know you are but what am i? Why the need to put down others because they don't like what you like? Insecurity?

 

[Carson Dyle]

Voicing the judge as a whiny 18 year-old could make just about any court transcript sound humorous.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I know you are but what am i? Why the need to put down others because they don't like what you like? Insecurity?

I do apologize, I didn't really mean to put you down. Only to ask, a bit irreverently, what you found so objectionable to what seems hilarious to everyone else? (at least on this forum)

 

[DigDog]

actually, i think the defendant handled it well, and the judge handled it really badly. i wouldn't be surprised if the judge showed "leniency" (no, im not referring to the judge's secret desire to suck his ****)

 

[stlc8tr]

This is a real court transcript... it just gets better and better
NSFW – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXB988kF3hI

That version is missing a few of the lines at the end about kids and grandkids.

Here's a full version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo6MICQZZsc