*NSFLunch*Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

[Printer Bandit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N6QfuIh0g&feature=player_embedded


edit: who changed my title? it was originally "turd burger"

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Fuuuuck... Only the japanese would think to invent a real shit sandwich.... and then contemplate the economic viability of the product.

 

[Printer Bandit]

lol @ 1:34

 

[DaTT]

Fuck....the.....what?

10-20 times more than meat its gonna cost.

 

[tboo]

bleh

 

[shortylickens]

 

[brainhulk]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltren...rends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N6QfuIh0g&feature=player_embedded

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

lol 5 japanese, 1 cup. yum!

 

[Anonemous]

Soylent Green is...

 

[mcmilljb]

Soylent Green is...

Wouldn't this be Soylent Brown?

 

[Zebo]

Japanese. Nuff said.

 

[Anonemous]

Wouldn't this be Soylent Brown?

Yea

Soylent Brown is fecal.

Fecal is Soylent Brown.

/ace ventura

 

[Aikouka]

I like how the label says "SHIT BURGER" 😀

 

[Powermoloch]

at least the label is honest

everyone that ate it has a potty mouth :awe:

 

[El Guaraguao]

I like how the label says "SHIT BURGER" 😀

this

 

[yhelothar]

omgwtfbbq shitburger

 

[coldmeat]

probably goes down nice with a crisp glass of '11 Bear Grylls

 

[TJCS]

This gives new meaning to "eat shit"

 

[yhelothar]

63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals
100% shit


yummishitshimi

 

[TJCS]

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

I feel sorry for the shit taste testers... D:

 

[LOL_Wut_Axel]

What a shitty idea. Even the label acknowledges it.

 

[Bateluer]

Solving world hunger, 1 dump at a time.

 

[foghorn67]

No, no. When I mean "take a crap", I mean leave it and let it be. Stop taking it.

Inspired by George Carlin.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i'd try it. this technology is essential to sustained living independent of a massive food supply, like space travel, subs, et cetera.

 

[Crono]

I went from "oh, shit!"

to

"mmm, shit!"

- Commercial from the year 2017

 

[Spoooon]

Is this what the future holds? 🙁