*NSFLunch*Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

[Crono]

Is this what the future holds?

No shit.

Err... I mean, yes...shit.

Shit.

 

[PottedMeat]

I like how the label says "SHIT BURGER"

yeah. :awe:


...out of nowhere japan becomes a major exporter of 'beef'

 

[Crono]

yeah. :awe:


...out of nowhere japan becomes a major exporter of 'beef'

"That ain't Kobe"

 

[tboo]

Repost : http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2171961&highlight=turd

 

[SeaSerpent]

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Woah, I'd hate to see what the "chili" is made of on one of their chili cheeseburgers.

 

[moshquerade]

These are already being made here at McDonalds

 

[Schadenfroh]

The Yes Men's vision came true:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RRDLzxFXjY

 

[NetWareHead]

lol @ the tags hahahahaha

 

[SP33Demon]

Japanese are geniuses.

 

[SP33Demon]

These are already being made here at McDonalds

Exactly!

 

[NuclearNed]

Eat shit and die?

 

[BrownShoes]

 

[bunnyfubbles]

63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals
100% shit


yummishitshimi

its not 100%, they add coloring and flavoring

 

[BrownShoes]

Smells like shit. Tastes like shit. It's shit!

My poop could feed a family of four.

It's probably not so bad if you fry it up and add some spices!!

 

[bunnyfubbles]

The Yes Men's vision came true:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RRDLzxFXjY

wait a minute, did they ever suggest that the burgers they gave out were recycled? I thought the entire video was leading up to such an event but then it just ends, I would have loved to have seen that reaction as a prank...

 

[Rumpltzer]

They add soy protein to "enhance the flavor".

That doesn't bode well.

 

[Scotteq]

From the comments - "Soylent Brown"


ROFLMMFAO!!

 

[gaidensensei]

wtf @ 0:28 with the bacillus colonies in the sample. That's enough for me to avoid this. D:

 

[her209]

Its the circle of poo.......

 

[Jeff7]

Fuck....the.....what?

10-20 times more than meat its gonna cost.

But just imagine how awesome it could be if you'd go use the toilet, flush, and some bacon pops out a chute on the side.

 

[NuclearNed]

A new riddle for the ages:

which came first, the shit or the steak?

 

[Fayd]

probably goes down nice with a crisp glass of '11 Bear Grylls

rofl...

 

[sactoking]

This tangentially reminds me of a certain episode of Better Off Ted.

 

[OCGuy]

Looks like Taco Bell can upgrade thier taco filling!