Now, THIS is the console that I want

ultimatebob

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It actually seems legit: https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikka...ky-fried-chicken-video-games/?sh=1480898e2e46

Intel Core i9-9980HK Processor
“hot-swappable GPU”
Storage is a pair of PCIe NVMe Seagate BarraCuda 1TB SSDs
KFConsole is VR ready and supports ray-tracing

Hey... it already has better storage than my new gaming rig with only 1.5 TB of storage. I want to see what kind of GPU this thing has!

I'm a bit concerned about the chicken warmer, though. You can't just use heat alone to keep KFC tasty, you also have to have moisture. Henny Penny actually has some pretty advanced climate controlled warming racks for this sort of thing to monitor both the heat and humidity at your local chicken shack.
 
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paperfist

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Hey... it already has better storage than my new gaming rig with only 1.5 TB of storage. I want to see what kind of GPU this thing has!

I'm a bit concerned about the chicken warmer, though. You can't just use heat alone to keep KFC tasty, you also have to have moisture. Henny Penny actually has some pretty advanced climate controlled warming racks for this sort of thing to monitor both the heat and humidity at your local chicken shack.

I was reading in a food trade magazine, "Chicken Little, Chicken Good", that below the chicken warming chamber is a patent pending cooler that infuses 11 secret herbs and spices into the air stream and as it hits the hotter air of the chicken warmer it keeps the piece refreshed and moist.

Tom's Hardware says it has a 'Asus RTX'
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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It actually seems legit: https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikka...ky-fried-chicken-video-games/?sh=1480898e2e46

Intel Core i9-9980HK Processor
“hot-swappable GPU”
Storage is a pair of PCIe NVMe Seagate BarraCuda 1TB SSDs
KFConsole is VR ready and supports ray-tracing

"supports ray tracing"

sure, it comes without a GPU that you have to purchase and swap in yourself. SO, of course it "supports Ray tracing." So does any generic toaster oven by these standards.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,857
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Hey... it already has better storage than my new gaming rig with only 1.5 TB of storage. I want to see what kind of GPU this thing has!

I'm a bit concerned about the chicken warmer, though. You can't just use heat alone to keep KFC tasty, you also have to have moisture. Henny Penny actually has some pretty advanced climate controlled warming racks for this sort of thing to monitor both the heat and humidity at your local chicken shack.

I call shens. There is nothing that can be done to "keep [or make] KFC tasty"