Now this American has talent! She's attractive too.

zinfamous

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pretty good stuff.

she looks like a female version of that nerdy guy in all those movies. Juno, Superbad, etc....
 

Miramonti

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A few songs in, she drives me batsh!t crazy with her tiny singing-in-the-closet voice. She hits her notes really well, but unless she learns to open up her voice more and quits whispering, I'm done.
 

Eli

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I'm sorry, but that version of Mrs. Robinson was unlistenable............ Ack.

/scrounges through cabinet for Ear Bleach
 

Raduque

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I watched the "Mister Sandman" cover, and the only thing I could think about was her cold, dead eyes.
 

QueBert

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pretty good stuff.

she looks like a female version of that nerdy guy in all those movies. Juno, Superbad, etc....

I don't give a fuck who claims this isn't true, you win the internets for this comment. Not 100% the same as him, but when I saw her profiles pic I thought this exact shit. And I had not seen your post yet.
 
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Ika

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You trying to trick us? That's the same chick in a long wig singing pop music.

If it is, she's got a damn versatile voice, because in the OP's post she was singing very quietly and quiet indie style. If she can burst out in the poppy voice she's really damn good.

But really though, if Esmee's vids aren't autotuned or something, she's got one of the best damn voices I've heard in a while.

EDIT: however I will retract my earlier statement about her being that hot, she's not really... I remember her being more so. Might just be the hair.
 

eLiu

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I'm sorry, but that version of Mrs. Robinson was unlistenable............ Ack.

/scrounges through cabinet for Ear Bleach

Yeah seriously, her Mrs. Robinson was terrible. At first I thought maybe it would just be the intro "dee de dee" bits but then the vocals started and BLEGH. Also "Beat It" was again way off.

I thought Mr. Sandman sounded pretty good though. Problem is (to me) that she lacks emotion. It's like listening to a machine sing or something; you don't get the feeling that the singer is "in the moment" so to speak, or cares about the topic being sung about.
 

Riceninja

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She looks like the typical Prius/Apple/Vegan type of people that I hate.

i bet she loves her local coffee shop too.

plus she sounds JUST like alanis morissette...who was also one of these college hippies once upon a time.
 

Cattykit

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She looks like a human being instead of manufactured-android-type-of-sex-bomb.
What I mean is that she's very cute.