Now THAT'S customer appreciation!!

Ilmater

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A friend of mine just ordered a CD from cdbaby.com, and here is the contents of his confirmation e-mail:
Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, April 7th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!
Wow.

In the immortal words of the great Rick James: "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"
 

Vonkhan

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prolly 'cuz ur friend is the last geek on the planet still buying CDs :p
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: Ilmater

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.


Just another greedy corporation outsourcing american jobs.






;)
 

Abhi

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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Ilmater

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.


Just another greedy corporation outsourcing american jobs.






;)

lol

 

Yaotl

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Originally posted by: Vonkhan
prolly 'cuz ur friend is the last geek on the planet still buying CDs :p

cdbaby musicians aren't riaa signed bands as far as i know. good bands from there, bought two cds from them before.