Now that my time machine is working . . .

[Tweak155]

I approve this thread.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Go back 10 years, buy lots of stocks in the right companies.

 

[zinfamous]

Doesn't work that way. I'd have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow in order to travel forward, which renders the fuel source unstable. Creates a massive temporal implosion effect.

...which would be cool to see, nonetheless.

what, have you no balls?

 

[911paramedic]

Is this a hot tub time machine or a regular one?

 

[Jeeebus]

Go back 10 years, buy lots of stocks in the right companies.

Enron!

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[runzwithsizorz]

Pssst, yo OP, I may have *acquired* a device you could use on my last vacation. Only slightly used, and will sell for cheap. Meet me in the back ally.

 

[guyver01]

What do I get out of this? There's only enough fuel for one trip, going back a week doesn't really get me out of my shitty life now, does it?

but.. if you go back in time one week.. you can pick up more fuel.. and travel back further the next time.

 

[sandorski]

Uh . . . you expect me 1)hollow out a mountain by myself within my life time, 2) stock it with 'dino food', 3) round of multiple breeding pairs of species to preserve genetic diversity, and 4) safeguard both sets of species from each other? All in an atmosphere that I likely would have extreme difficulty breathing in.

Anything else you'd like?

Nope, that'll be all.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Um everyone kills hitler on their first trip. Everyone knows this.

http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html

 

[PingSpike]

I kinda want to see ancient Greece.

Yeah, but how the hell are you going to get back? It only works in reverse.

 

[angminas]

...which would be cool to see, nonetheless.

what, have you no balls?

Not after following your advice, he won't.

 

[Dirigible]

I would suggest something but I know it would be futile. No matter what I say, you're going back in time to when your mom was hot and single and do her, aren't you? Admit it you nasty, nasty man.

 

[shiner]

Go to the coordinates 34°23′53″N 132°28′32.9″E at 8:15am on 8/6/45

 

[Shlong]

Get the numbers for the week before the largest lottery jackpot was awarded + history of stock prices from companies in the last decade. Meet google founders before they start google and say you have an idea for a great search engine. Start your own youtube, twitter, facebook with the money you've gained before the sites are even set into motion.

 

[Bateluer]

Go to the coordinates 34°23′53″N 132°28′32.9″E at 8:15am on 8/6/45

Didn't check those coordinates, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess Hiroshima? Nagasaki?