Now that mother's day is over..

[BornStar]

I hate you. This will be the first mother's day for my wife so missing it would be disastrous.

 

[ivan2]

good thing i always have a $100 bill in my wallet for uncertain events.

 

[yuchai]

I just assumed that this was a resurrected old thread from the title. As bad as I am with remember the actual day, I knew that it's in May.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Someone reads reddit....

..and doesn't even give credit to them in the OP, psh.. what is this, Digg??

 

[KoolAidKid]

you are a real piece of shit. my heart skipped a beat there until i realized it's still april.

this.

 

[Lummex]

Had me going there for a second too. What's worse, is my mom called me this morning and I wasn't able to pick up, and I haven't called her back yet. So my heart skipped a beat when I read this.

 

[OCGuy]

good thing i always have a $100 bill in my wallet for uncertain events.

A line of yeyo magically appearing on a urinal in a Tijuana strip club?

 

[eldorado99]