Now taking applications for the position of Winter Girlfriend!

[MaxDepth]

Edit: now that I have reread this, it does sound serious. Maybe I should just say, "show me your boobs!"


Desired Qualifications

1. Smile. That has got to be the #1 feature I come back to that I see in the girl (okay, great legs are a close second). Not some fake, shallow grimace for me, please. A healthy, warm laughing smile means that you are comfortable with yourself and you know how to have fun. Having a wicked smile is considered a bonus.

1. Healthy. I don't care if you are a vegetarian, but please don't look as though sunlight will kill you. DOn't confuse this frailty with being Goth (goth chicks are not a turnoff, actually still a turn-on for me) because they just look pale.

1. Your own opinion/life. I don't know how many times where I started dating someone thinking they had something to give/share in the relationship and it turns out that they suck up my life and try to make it their own. -Side note one girl kept on saying, "I don't care what we do. I'll do what you want to do." I ended the relationship by telling her what I wanted to do was her roommate. Please be yourself! A naughty inclination is considered way bonus.

1. Willingness to travel or go on adventure. Flights are cheap; the coast is 2 hours from my house, the mountains about the same. You can sit around the whole week when you are old - and I mean ooooollllllldddd.

1. Age. You don't have to act like an adult just be of the legal age, please.

Expected Responsibilities
I want someone I can carry on a conversation with and feel confortable with you when I say what is on my mind. Don't get me wrong, I love sex. I really love sex. But the time for mindless, no-questions-asked sex is for the position of Summer Girlfriend. There can be times of hot monkey-lovin but I want to trust you enough to sleep with you with both my eyes closed.

Patience is expected when the sh!t has hit the fan at work and that I have to stay late. If I made a promise to you about something then I will keep it (never have I ever broken a promise). But all else is negotiable.

Compensation
Fun. Nights filled with music shows (Cat's Cradle, Local 501, The Ritz) and dancing. Parties with new friends. The Carribean? You bet. Kisses that make you shiver. Nooners? Oh yeah. Strong arms to hold you when you feel small or frail. Sex that will make your toes curl. Your opinion? Yes it matters to me. I believe in holding the door open for you. Seating you at the table is not a chore but a pleasure. Geek Girl (Grrrl)? -I don't consider it an affront to my manhood if your hard drive is bigger than mine. And finally, the knowledge that if you have a bad day, I won't contribute to it.

 

[khtm]

<< Now taking applications for the position of Winter Girlfriend! >>



aka

Now displaying my patheticism to 75,000+ members of an Internet BBS

-khtm-

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

i was thinking about applying, but i'd never pass the obstacle course part of the interview...

 

[BigJohnKC]

So now ATOT has become a dating service? Way to go, eakers.... j/k

MaxDepth, I hope you do realize that a large majority of the people who frequent this messageboard are male, and most of the women here are already with someone......

 

[pulse8]

I'll own anyone in the swimsuit competition.

You ain't seen nuthin' 'til you've seen me in a thong. :Q

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I'm kinda bored. Wanna hook up?

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

I was going to apply, but I see that you're planning on providing fun in exchange for company. I just am not interested in fun. Good luck though - sounds like you've already got some potential dates in this thread.

 

[GQUnknown]

Maxdepth, your so pathetic you are trying to mack girls on a nerds forums. HAaahaaa. Why u to ugly to meet girls in real life. Sorry @ss

But seriously though, that was very funny

 

[UltraQuiet]

withdrawn

 

[MaxDepth]

You don't think I'm serious about this do you? The only thing worth taking seriously in here is the Hot Deals. I mean there is a reason for the blind email account to this forum and no PM service to me. Besides, the new girl in my life never reads these forums and seldom goes online to chat.


Also, I forgot to mention it but while there is no typing skills involved there must be some profficiency in taking dictation.




<< You ain't seen nuthin' 'til you've seen me in a thong. >>


[Max falls over in a dead faint.]:Q

 

[BigJohnKC]

Sure sounded serious. Maybe if we had been able to see the evil little smile on your lips we could have been able to tell, but your words certainly didn't give it away as a joke.

 

[TuffGirl]

<< You don't think I'm serious about this do you? >>


No I don't.

This has got to be the most ridiculous post I've ever seen on ATOT and that's saying a lot. :Q

 

[Tates]

There once was a man who lived a hermit's life in the hills. Once a year he would wonder down into town for supplies. The first year He mosyed up to the bar,ordered a shot and asked the bartender "Got any women?" and the bartender replied "Nope, but we got old Zeke in the back". At that, he spat out a mouth full of whiskey and uttered "I aint into that" and left. Same time the following year, the man came down from the mountain for supplies and mosyed up to the bar and asked the bartender "Got any women?" and the bartender replied "Nope, but we got old Zeke in the back". "I dun told you, I aint into that" he said, and left. Same time the third year, the man came down from the mountain for supplies and mosyed up to the bar and asked the bartender "D'ya ever get any women?" and the bartender replied "Nope, but we got old Zeke in the back". "Oh, alright. Get ole Zeke". The bartender led him into the back room where there were three men holding down another man who had been gagged and roped down onto a bed. The man asked what was going on, and the bartender replied "That's ole Zeke, and he aint into it neither".

 

[Nitemare]

Woah that's here in RTP..

2 hours from the beach and mountains, plus cat's cradle is in chapel hill

 

[EagleKeeper]

Do you plan on exchanging her for a spring or summer GF?

Will the exchange listed in the FS/FT forums?

Paypal accepted?

 

[Keego]

yeah, I need heatware refs too.

 

[Ameesh]

shouldnt this go into the pennysaver?

 

[eakers]

hi.
my name is eakers and im a cute fun 20year old female.

i believe that i would be and excellent candidate for this postition because of my fun/easy going nature. i love to dance and like to spend time at clubs but also enjoy quiet nights at home with rented movies. i dont require much maitnence, probley like 1 or 2 dates a week but a daily phone call or icq conversation is a must, just a few minutes even. i am sorta in between programs right now moving from science nerd (chem) to math geek .

imo kissing is the most fun thing ever dancing is almost as fun.

i dont get moody often like many girls but all you have to do is give me candy or chocolate or icecream and im cured of my crankiness.

if you look at my track record you will see an outstanding record of non-cheatingness and getting along with friends as well as a non-jealous nature.

i look forward to meeting you to discuss this opportunity further

*kat. <-- can you say pics?

 

[GTaudiophile]

eakers, can that shirt go any lower???

 

[Beau]

I never tire of seeing eakers in those pics..... mm.m.m.m.m.mmmmmmm!

 

[GTaudiophile]

<< I never tire of seeing eakers in those pics..... mm.m.m.m.m.mmmmmmm! >>



Did you go back a directory?

 

[Keego]

<<

<< I never tire of seeing eakers in those pics..... mm.m.m.m.m.mmmmmmm! >>



Did you go back a directory? >>




oh my GOD saved the best for last too!!!

 

[GTaudiophile]

Yep, I saw them last two pics too! They are nice

 

[Beau]

<<

<< I never tire of seeing eakers in those pics..... mm.m.m.m.m.mmmmmmm! >>

Did you go back a directory? >>

Hell yes... think I'll add that to my favorites!

Too bad I'm engaged or I'd go after eakers

 

[GTaudiophile]

Wonder what else she does with that webcam? :Q