Now I ain't sayin she a Gold Digger

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LegendKiller

Lifer
Mar 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: 3cho
i just found out that the alleged author (the response) might work for my firm.

Interesting, pm me :)

The reply sucked ass. It made no sense at all.


Half a mil being middle class in NYC? Rofl.
 

jonmcc33

Banned
Feb 24, 2002
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Originally posted by: DuckFat
I am sorry to say but this was taken from another forum and I have requested a original link. I have been around for 3 years I just dont feel the need to post very often.

I know the feeling, trust me.
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: LegendKiller
The reply sucked ass. It made no sense at all.
No kidding. She was thoroughly owned and didn't want to admit it.

I love how she thinks that plastic surgery is somehow hotter than, say, youth.
 

halik

Lifer
Oct 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: SSSnail
Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
The Marquee Value Theory
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Women, should they have their way, would like for us men to
believe that they are superior to us and will always run things. To a
certain extent, this is true. If you don't believe that this 'man's
world' is actually a 'woman's world', you haven't swallowed the red
pill yet (refer to 'The Matrix'). Sad but true, this IS their
world...they just let us run it to pacify our enormous egos.

It is important to remember that generally speaking, men are
attracted to hot, fresh ass (the younger, the better), whereas women
are attracted to clout and stability (i.e. 'what can you do for me?').
This simple fact is the basis for all of my previous articles.

Men are basically raised from birth to respect women no matter
what, and that we absolutely have to have pussy. Women, on the other
hand, are pulled aside by our mothers and instructed on how to get a
man. What our mothers and fathers have neglected to tell us, however,
is that while women have their way in the beginning, we win in the
end. This surmises my 'Marquee Value Theory'. Let's begin, shall we?

Let's take two individuals, one male and one female. Both of
them are 19 years old. At 19, a female is the epitome of hot, fresh
ass. She has probably been getting into nightclubs since she was 15,
and gets the crap jocked out of her regularly. All she really has to
worry about is her weight, makeup, and getting raped. Everything else
is gravy. She is at the top of her game.

Conversely, a 19 year old male is at the bottom of the totem
pole. The average male at 19 doesn't have a whole lot to show for
himself. If he's lucky, he might have a car. Chances are he wasn't
going to nightclubs...he was skateboarding and playing video games
(which I still do). He's wondering why all of the women his age are
with older dudes. Also, since the male hormonal rage is at 18, this
naturally makes men hella sympish at this age, bending over backwards
just for a chance to get some drawlz. 19 is not a good time for most
of us. Hell, most of us still live with Momz.

Fast forward a little. Now both people between 25-35. Depending
on the circumstances in their lives, this is generally where the sexes
break even, though in most cases females still have the upper hand.
Why? Because we are stoopid, and usually can't see what I am about to
point out.

The formerly untouchable woman now has a few things to worry
about. Namely, the new models that are coming out (a.k.a broads
younger than her), and that good 'ol biological clock that just a
keeps on tick, tick, tickin' away. Also, if she has had any children
by this time and is not married, this drops her marquee value even
further. Plus, females hormonal rage kicks in at 30, so she will be a
little more aggressive anyway. I assume this is to increase the
chance that the broad will reproduce before it's too late.

The guy on the other hand is moving on up. By now, he has
probably finished college, or is on some sort of career path. He has
a car. He has an apartment or house. He basically has something to
show for himself. He has also been around a little bit, and therefore
is a little more worldly wise. This is why older women tend to
gravitate toward younger men, because they are easier to manipulate.
Plus, the 'new models' that are coming out are jocking him tough,
because he is older and more established. Also, since his hormonal
rage has subsided, he is thinking a lot more clearly, and is generally
more worried about taking care of himself and his future plans than
running behind some broad. This, of course, can work a broad into a
frenzy. In other words, he is shaping up to be good 'baby daddy'
material.

This is generally where guys fu*k up. Even though, slowly but
surely, this guy's status in society has gone up, it is usually so
gradual that he doesn't even notice it. This basically means that
even though he has something going for him, he still thinks that the
only way to get a broad is to court her (i.e. run behind that
beeyutch). This is when he should just kick back and watch them run
to HIM. I just wish more guys would figure this out.

Fast forward again. Now both people are in their 40's. This is
where we men start to pull away. You know what they say about a woman
that is 40 and up: She has a better chance of getting attacked by a
terrorist than getting married. Or how about this one: A woman's
beauty is gone with the first gray hair. Ever wonder why more women
undergo plastic surgery than men? To compete with the younger models
that men at their age (in this case, 40 or so) can get almost
effortlessly. There really isn't a lot to say here.

Men, on the other hand, are having a field day. First of all,
men are in control of the economy. Everyone knows that women
generally make 72 cents to every dollar we make. This adds up quite
nicely. I have three words: Money, Power, Respect. If this guy has
played his cards right, he should be in a very good position by now,
with at least some influence. Do you see Bill Gates getting plastic
surgery to improve his looks? No. How about Sean Connery smoothing
away some wrinkles? No. Why? BECAUSE THEY HAVE MONEY, THAT'S WHY.
That's what women jock. When you look good, women will look at you.
When you look good AND have money, women will throw themselves at you.
Actually, you don't even have to look good.

As far as 50+ goes, I only have one word to say: Viagra. The
advent of this little blue pill has guaranteed us men that we can have
sex until we die. Couple that with the fact that we can reproduce
until we die and that's quite the one-two punch. Women? Nope, no
viagra for broads. All we have to do is stay healthy, successful, and
have a jar full of little blue pills by the bed and we will be set.
For women around this age, except for those that are extremely well
off(consult environmental factors), their game is over.

In conclusion, all we men need is a little patience. Sure, you
can get what you want now if you want to work for it, but why not work
on yourself, bide your time, then watch broads work on getting with
you? Simple in concept, trying in execution, as this train of thought
is far from the norm and hard for the average guy to swallow. Then
again, not everyone decides to take the red pill, because some people
just can't handle the truth.

So how do you explain the 1 million+ dating website posts that say, "oh, and no guys over 30! Sorry, but I don't want to date my dad!"

Because they haven't realized what's coming for them, yet.

'No guys over 30' disappears when you roll up in an Aston
 

TwiceOver

Lifer
Dec 20, 2002
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Well if you aren't going to say it, I will. She's a fuckin' gold digger.

Good read, well thought out reply.