this film has everything that i want: action, adventure, evil villain, an epic journey, self-discovery, a training montage, the comedy sidekick, dick jokes, and most important of all, Kung-Fu.
Sidhu is a street cook in India's Chandni Chowk market; once an orphan, he was raised by his stern stepfather in a honest, but humble way. Sidhu, now an adult, spends most of his days chopping potatoes to make Bombai Aloo, but yearns for something greater, often spending all his pay on fortune tellers, and hoping one of them will finally reveal to him a hidden secret worth living for.
Unfortunately, all of them agree that he is just a poor, useless bastard.
Until one day, one of the worst fortune tellers of the bunch, for dodgy reasons, convinces him that he is the reincarnation of a once great warrior. Sidhu isn't the brightest bulb in the box, and falls for this story, immediately setting forth on a journey to mystical China, to become the great warrior, Liu Shen.
Aaand he gets his ass whopped.
What will happen to Sidhu? Will he run back to Chandni Chowk to cook potatoes for the rest of his life? Will he raise up to the challenge, conquer all and eventually get the girl?
Find out all this and more, in
Chandni Chowk To China
I absolutely adore this film. The current rating on IMDb is a whopping 4 out 10, possibly because it offends the sensibilities of Indians, which should be a plus for anyone who thinks bollywood films are crap. So, everyone.
The film is your typical dumb & dumber comedy, Sidhu is a genuine moron, a klutz, completely deluded about his abilities. The film explores that avenue, and when everything's done, it changes into your Rocky success story / Jackie Chan action film. There's the obligatory Bollywood singing which qualifies just about every film as a musical, but i found CC2C to be much less offensive than your standard fare, and some of the songs i actually quite like. There's a bunch of really cool moments in this film, and while you are thinking "this comedy stuff is quite funny" you find yourself watching a film with quite some depth ..
So if you want to have a laugh, but also be inspired, and listen to some catchy tunes while you do that, then you need to watch this film.
In other words, stop being miserable, and watch Chandni Chowk To China !!
(you will need subtitles; it's in Hindi. Do it and tell yourself this makes you even more cultured and hip)