Jonks covers himself in blue body paint before masturbating to smurf porn. (Not the ones involving Smurfette)
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<Looks at poster>jonks believes this to be a factual statement #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
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Oh come on, anything I could say would be shooting fish in a barrel.
#FactualOrNotWouldn'tMatter
<Looks at poster>
Oh come on, anything I could say would be shooting fish in a barrel.
#FactualOrNotWouldn'tMatter
48÷2(9+3)=288
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