#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

[preslove]

Let's have fun with Colbert's latest twitter meme: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Post something libelous about the poster above you. Make sure to include the hashtag, though, because that makes it ok.

Examples: http://twitter.com/StephenAtHome

Reference:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/step...on-kyls-independence-from-factual-statements/
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/381282/april-11-2011/pap-smears-at-walgreens


So, the first reply can say something like this: Preslove cruises retirement homes for chicks #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[dank69]

Preslove is a heterosexual
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[preslove]

Preslove is a heterosexual
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Dank69's mother is a fine, upstanding women of high moral repute.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[alfa147x]

Women want TridenT

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[preslove]

alfa147x Knows how to play this game.

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[sdifox]

That hat is not covering anything.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[FDF12389]

That hat is covering everything.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[her209]

Fox News is fair and balanced.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[alfa147x]

Fox News is fair and balanced.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

her209 hates fox news
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[alfa147x]

her209 hates fox news
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

alfa147x is not sexy
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[preslove]

alfa147x shoots beetles out of his anus. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[Scotteq]

schneiderguy can't rap

^^
the above is intended to be a factual statement

^^
However, the statement immediately above is NOT intended to be a factual statement.


Yes - I watched the show last night.

 

[Perknose]

Scotteq has a firm grasp on how to play this game

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Scotteq does not harbor a disturbing erotic obsession with schneiderguy

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[thraashman]

The Republican party has the best interests of the American people at heart.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Ok ok, I'll actually do it about the poster above me .... and hope I don't get in lots of trouble considering who it is.

Perknose got his position as Forum Director by performing sexual favors for Anand.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[Scotteq]

thraashman likes to dress up in a rubber boy scout uniform and beat his partner on the head with a rubber mallet while they take turns blowing the cat.

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Spoiler

cat iz happy

 

[dank69]

Thraashman will not be permabanned for his outburst
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Scotteq is not a reply ninja
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[Inspector Jihad]

jon kyl needs to be beat in the face with a bat
#intendedtobeafactualstatement

 

[preslove]

Inspector Jihad manages to take the fun out of everything by going overboard. #intendedtobeafactualstatement

 

[Scotteq]

Thraashman will not be permabanned for his outburst
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Scotteq is not a reply ninja
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

dank69's avatar is actually wearing a wig made from the curly hairs collected from the floor of the Dallas Mavericks' locker room.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement



preslove spends his evenings mentally exploring the political, social, sexual, and geometric ramifications of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement




{edited to not break the flow of the game}

 

[her209]

48÷2(9+3)=288
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[dank69]

Scotteq melted the chip in his avatar with his breath
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Her209 is a fart smeller
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Inspector Jihad manages to take the fun out of everything by going overboard. #intendedtobeafactualstatement

sorry, i was just cruising P&N and being way too srs.

 

[ussfletcher]

Inspector Jihad is super srs.

#IntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[jonks]

USS Fletcher's pants tent whenever he sees the USS Enterprise.

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 

[dank69]

Jonks covers himself in blue body paint before masturbating to smurf porn. (Not the ones involving Smurfette)
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement