sorry but there is no special treatment or special names for you bastards and bitches.  Unless I feel so inclined.
The Big Bastard List
SSGTi - official bastard on top of you all
MOOT- Ugly bastard...why the paper bag?
Paulson - LIttle suck up bastard who needs his ass kicked
Pepsi - bastard
Duckers - A real fcuking bastard..you asked for it mofo
JonnyGURU - bastard
LOB - Cool bastard
ausm - boring bastard
reitz - calloused hand bastard..stop beating off so much
GirlFriday - sorry babe
ltk007 - wannabe bastich
ChrictonsGirl - bitch ...I don't call chicks bastards
Knightbreed - <---- bastard
Crysla - Bitch Princess....the check is in the mail damnit
convex - ?
thebestMax- definite bastard
CyberSax - naive bastard
Mday - jerk...i'm going off topic now..don't make me regret this
Barus10 - Big Bad Bastard Barus
yakko - bastard... 
ParasiticFly - sick bastard
apoppin - cool bastich
GreenBeret - ?
FlashG - Pathetic old Bastard
AMDfreak - sorry..just bastard for now, you have to prove yourself first
KarsinTheHutt - geeky bastard...starwars themed name...come on man..sheesh
squirrel dog - Rat basterdus
shinebox - bastard...sorry, already taken
kduncan - smart bastard