nothing to see here. delete please.

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Baked

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Since people are taking things so literally, I'm requesting the mods to delete this.


By the logic are using, all suspend novel authors are serial killers...

Your novel suspense thoughts were killing you, so we have mercifully suspended this thread.

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destrekor

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This hypothetical story... I wish to hear more.

Also, could she possibly believe almond oil doesn't fit into the "allergy to nuts thing" (how the GF probably saw it ;)).
 
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OverVolt

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manslaughter if accidental? I actually don't know there are actual criminal law lawyers so don't listen to me =)
 

Baked

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Deleted. 'Cause people are taking things way too seriously.
 
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no, might be negligent homicide.


edit: if someone switched the labels without having any idea dude is allergic to almonds, no level of the homicide spectrum covers that.


edit2: voluntary manslaughter is generally due to either imperfect self defense (too much force used for the situation), or the old man-walks-in-on-spouse-cheating-and-kills (which is going out of favor as it's really rather misogynistic).

involuntary manslaughter is where there is an unintended death due to an intended unlawful act, such as running a red light and killing someone in a resulting accident.
 
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mnewsham

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Sounds like an accident. Now it is their fault for not making better labels, or the person who switched the labels, or hell we can blame him for not reading the other side of the pitcher. It is all about point of view.
 

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So hypothetically speaking, if you know somebody who's allergic to nuts. He gets puffy if you shake his hand after eating some nuts. What if his GF accidentally put some almond oil in his beverage, he drinks the beverage, swells up, and chokes to death. Can they charge her w/ anything? And what degree would it be?

I think that's the key there.
Murder requires an intent to kill.
 

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So you say you're banging some dude's girlfriend and she wants to make you the new boyfriend?

Don't drink anything she gives you a year from now, bro.
 

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So hypothetically speaking, if you know somebody who's allergic to nuts. He gets puffy if you shake his hand after eating some nuts. What if his GF accidentally put some almond oil in his beverage, he drinks the beverage, swells up, and chokes to death. Can they charge her w/ anything? And what degree would it be?
So you say you're banging some dude's girlfriend and she wants to make you the new boyfriend?

Don't drink anything she gives you a year from now, bro.

Close - actual scenario:

Baked is trying to bang a new GF over in L&R but she has a BF. :whiste:

Apparently the BF is allergic; Baked wants to get her to slip the almond into the BF drink. :p


To his original question:

If she knows of the allergy, she gets Murder 2
If she does not, she gets nothing.
He gets Murder 2 also as an accomplice if she goes down.
Otherwise, he can get Man 1 as an accomplice.
 
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classy

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If she doesn't know, it would not be anything but an accident.

But with the way things are being looked at that are posted on the internet, whether a parody or not, this type of posting is really creepy. You are literally fishing for the cupability of someone being involved in the hypothetical death of another person.

Not cool.
 

JJ650

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Close - actual scenario:

Baked is trying to bang a new GF over in L&R but she has a BF.

Apparently the BF is allergic; Baked wants to get her to slip the almond into the BF drink.


To his original question:

If she knows of the allergy, she gets Murder 2
If she does not, she gets nothing.
He gets Murder 2 also as an accomplice if she goes down.
Otherwise, he can get Man 1 as an accomplice.

?? If she knows and intentionally does this, wouldn't it be premeditated?
 

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?? If she knows and intentionally does this, wouldn't it be premeditated?
I would suspect that in the scenario; it would be charged to Murder 2.
Murder 1 usually requires demonstrable Motive. This has none.

Baked would get the same because he does have a motive - clear path to the GF and being an accompliss
 

EagleKeeper

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If she doesn't know, it would not be anything but an accident.

But with the way things are being looked at that are posted on the internet, whether a parody or not, this type of posting is really creepy. You are literally fishing for the cupability of someone being involved in the hypothetical death of another person.

Not cool.

Follow my link - he may not be understand the word hypothetical :whiste:
 

EagleKeeper

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Now anyone that currently dies from a nut allergy will trigger an investigation into Baked and his bunkmate
 

mnewsham

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I think the mods have the civil duty to find his IP address and contact his local authorities to investigate further.
 

classy

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Since people are taking things so literally, I'm requesting the mods to delete this.


By the logic are using, all suspend novel authors are serial killers...


Seriously, you gave a detailed scenario that isn't norm. You brought up a discussion about someone being killed through a serious alergic reaction. I don't think this should be just brushed aside as some random bs talk. If I was admin, I damn sure would pull your IP just for safe keeping. Because you sounded like some kind of a nut.
 
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