'nother blonde pregnancy joke

[robphelan]

3 pregnant women sitting in their Dr's office... blonde, brunette, & redhead(mm, my favorite)..

the brunette says "I know I'm having a boy because when we concieved, my husband was on top."

the redhead smiles and says "I know I'm having a girl because I was on top when we conceived".

suddenly the blonde jumps up and screams "OMG.. i'm having puppies!"

 

[Iron Woode]

boooo!!!! booourns!!!!!

 

[AdamSnow]

Got a chuckle out of me

 

[veloc1ty]

meowww

 

[Toasthead]

haha

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
Got a chuckle out of me

 

[Lola]

not funny! :laugh:

 

3/10

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

OMG...

 

[moshquerade]

since we're talking about pregnant blonde jokes. . .

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
since we're talking about pregnant blonde jokes. . .

look at "mommy":roll:

btw,anyone know how do you not get stretch marks when you are preggo?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: moshquerade
since we're talking about pregnant blonde jokes. . .

look at "mommy":roll:

btw,anyone know how do you not get stretch marks when you are preggo?

what are you trying to tell us?!

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
since we're talking about pregnant blonde jokes. . .

hawt!!!!!

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
since we're talking about pregnant blonde jokes. . .

Good comeback, 9/10.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: veloc1ty
meowww

woof

 

[blazerazor]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: moshquerade
since we're talking about pregnant blonde jokes. . .

look at "mommy":roll:

btw,anyone know how do you not get stretch marks when you are preggo?

what are you trying to tell us?!

I want to know too, some chicks have a kid and are scarred for life. Others you cant even tell.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
Got a chuckle out of me

 

[Wapp]

@Stretch Marks: Special lotion you have to put on regularly.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: moshquerade
since we're talking about pregnant blonde jokes. . .

look at "mommy":roll:

btw,anyone know how do you not get stretch marks when you are preggo?

From what I've heard from a few mothers (including my own), it's OK if you get stretch marks and they're still dark in appearance. Cocoa butter supposedly prevents stretch marks, and will help new stretch marks disappear. Retin-A is also supposed to help get rid of newer stretch marks, but should only be used after the prenancy.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: moshquerade
since we're talking about pregnant blonde jokes. . .

look at "mommy":roll:

btw,anyone know how do you not get stretch marks when you are preggo?

Shea or coco butter I think