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'nother blonde pregnancy joke

robphelan

robphelan

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3 pregnant women sitting in their Dr's office... blonde, brunette, & redhead(mm, my favorite)..

the brunette says "I know I'm having a boy because when we concieved, my husband was on top."

the redhead smiles and says "I know I'm having a girl because I was on top when we conceived".

suddenly the blonde jumps up and screams "OMG.. i'm having puppies!"
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: moshquerade
since we're talking about pregnant blonde jokes. . .
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look at "mommy":roll:

btw,anyone know how do you not get stretch marks when you are preggo?
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From what I've heard from a few mothers (including my own), it's OK if you get stretch marks and they're still dark in appearance. Cocoa butter supposedly prevents stretch marks, and will help new stretch marks disappear. Retin-A is also supposed to help get rid of newer stretch marks, but should only be used after the prenancy.
 
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