Notes left by roommates

[Brainonska511]

Oh, fuck that guy! I hate roommates like that.

I live with 3 other girls now and one of them gets on my nerves, she's a clean freak and will bitch about having a spoon in the sink. A few weeks back, she started yelling at me because I didn't take out the garbage.

Yea, bitch...the reason why I didn't take it out is because you spend all your free time cooking and filling it up. I rarely get to cook because you're always in there, so, I keep my trash in my room.

I take out MY garbage.

Your roommate sounds like a jerk.

Thankfully, my current roommates (all off of Craigslist) are pretty chill. One of my previous ones was a disgusting human being. She would steal my beer occassionally, managed to lose one of my steak knives (probably broke it from being careless), her dog would shit all over her room (it reeked), and sometimes, she would just pass out on the floor or the couch from being drunk.

The day she moved out, the apartment became instantly better and I ended up acquiring the lease from my other roommate a few months later.

I had another roommate in my first year of grad school who had mechanical difficulties with toilet seats. Almost every morning, there would be piss on the seat.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Some of my friends in college got stuck with a roommate who would leave passive-aggressive notes randomly around their dorm. They retaliated by completely covering the entire dorm room in post-it notes with helpful suggestions such as "This is a lamp" and "The ceiling is above you."

 

[5150Joker]

Most people are dirty as hell or way too anal to live with. Glad I can afford my own place.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Good roommates don't make you feel like a guest...they make the place you are living at feel like home. It's like always having friends over except you don't feel the need to entertain.

Never really had a bad roommate, besides one guy who jerked off in the dorm room...while I was in it....

I told you time and time again. I was just scratching an itch!!!

 

[KeithP]

Wait, so we are actually suppose to believe these are real notes left by roommates and not something a site created to get hits?

-KeithP

 

[Cattlegod]

I would move in for an hour, shit in the living room while I stare at the guy, drop a hunk of pork on top of it and walk out.

Hahaha

 

[wirednuts]

most of my roomates simply never gave a shit about much. i command respect, but other then that its pretty sad. theyre usually messy, or they leave some mess and ill clean it no problem... but nobody ever helps me out.

none of which is a major concern. the biggest problem has always been pay. for some reason, people feel its ok that i pay all of the rent. i never understood it.

 

[herm0016]

we had a donut rule in college where I worked.

seems like finding good roommates is much harder, the older you get. but its still worth it to the pocket book.