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Note to self: DO NOT use UPS to deliver pot

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

KT
 
I've had UPS deliver packages for me to the wrong address before. One time they delievered some wine I had shipped to the wrong address, and since it requires signature the person refused delivery of it and it ended up shipped back to the vender. Then I had to pay another $40 to have it 2nd day aired to me again.

Idiots.
 
I can't believe the guy put it in his car and drove it to a police station. That would be a fun one to explain when a cop pulls you over on the way there with a brick of pot on the passenger seat.
 
Originally posted by: Ns1
It contained a 30-pound brick of compressed marijuana with a street value of $10,500.
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That's the shittiest herb ever.
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Haha it's probably like that shit from Rules of Attraction where the coke dealer dude was cuttin up that brick with the electric carving knife.
 
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
I can't believe the guy put it in his car and drove it to a police station. That would be a fun one to explain when a cop pulls you over on the way there with a brick of pot on the passenger seat.
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WOW. What a dipshit...
 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
That just illustrates how important it is to get the address right.
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Or maybe they intentionally put the wrong address on it thinking that UPS would fail to deliver it, and then some other guy could use the tracking info to pick it up at the Dallas UPS facility. That way there is no identifying information that could tie the recipient to the drugs.
 
I was gonna say he should have kept it and enjoyed the next 10 years of free smoke. Or he could have profited off of that bigtime. But..... common sense would tell you that whoever sent the package would eventually figure out that it went to the wrong address. Who wants someone at their door w/ a gun threatening you b/c you stole their goods right? Smart move calling the police.
 
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
I was gonna say he should have kept it and enjoyed the next 10 years of free smoke. Or he could have profited off of that bigtime. But..... common sense would tell you that whoever sent the package would eventually figure out that it went to the wrong address. Who wants someone at their door w/ a gun threatening you b/c you stole their goods right? Smart move calling the police.
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More importantly who the fuck wants to smoke 30 pounds of swag?

 
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
I was gonna say he should have kept it and enjoyed the next 10 years of free smoke. Or he could have profited off of that bigtime. But..... common sense would tell you that whoever sent the package would eventually figure out that it went to the wrong address. Who wants someone at their door w/ a gun threatening you b/c you stole their goods right? Smart move calling the police.
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More importantly who the fuck wants to smoke 30 pounds of swag?
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Yea.. ever try getting rid of 30 pounds of swag? Not only would nobody know who you are or trust you to buy from, they would look at your pot and say no thanks. Selling it would be a nightmare. I'd be easier to go work a min wage job and earn 10.5
 
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
I was gonna say he should have kept it and enjoyed the next 10 years of free smoke. Or he could have profited off of that bigtime. But..... common sense would tell you that whoever sent the package would eventually figure out that it went to the wrong address. Who wants someone at their door w/ a gun threatening you b/c you stole their goods right? Smart move calling the police.
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More importantly who the fuck wants to smoke 30 pounds of swag?
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
I was gonna say he should have kept it and enjoyed the next 10 years of free smoke. Or he could have profited off of that bigtime. But..... common sense would tell you that whoever sent the package would eventually figure out that it went to the wrong address. Who wants someone at their door w/ a gun threatening you b/c you stole their goods right? Smart move calling the police.
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More importantly who the fuck wants to smoke 30 pounds of swag?
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Haha... you're right. But isn't it schwag? That's all anyone could afford back in college. Now it's Northern Lights, The Purp, Pineapple Expresss.... whatever.
 
Originally posted by: scott916
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
I can't believe the guy put it in his car and drove it to a police station. That would be a fun one to explain when a cop pulls you over on the way there with a brick of pot on the passenger seat.
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WOW. What a dipshit...
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Remember the mayor of a town had some pot put at his door by police. When he took the package inside, not his package by the way, they busted in and threw him and his mother in law to the floor and shot his dogs.

If it was me i call the police right after opening it.
 
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
I was gonna say he should have kept it and enjoyed the next 10 years of free smoke. Or he could have profited off of that bigtime. But..... common sense would tell you that whoever sent the package would eventually figure out that it went to the wrong address. Who wants someone at their door w/ a gun threatening you b/c you stole their goods right? Smart move calling the police.
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More importantly who the fuck wants to smoke 30 pounds of swag?
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Haha... you're right. But isn't it schwag? That's all anyone could afford back in college. Now it's Northern Lights, The Purp, Pineapple Expresss.... whatever.
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you just pay the same, but get less. but less is more. most of that stuff is one hit wonder stuff anyway. better for the lungs because you get a better, cleaner high that doesnt give as much of a headache.
 
The question is why did the dude even open the package? Isn't it illegal to do that if it doesn't have your name on it? Or only if it doesn't have your address?
 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
I was gonna say he should have kept it and enjoyed the next 10 years of free smoke. Or he could have profited off of that bigtime. But..... common sense would tell you that whoever sent the package would eventually figure out that it went to the wrong address. Who wants someone at their door w/ a gun threatening you b/c you stole their goods right? Smart move calling the police.
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More importantly who the fuck wants to smoke 30 pounds of swag?
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Haha... you're right. But isn't it schwag? That's all anyone could afford back in college. Now it's Northern Lights, The Purp, Pineapple Expresss.... whatever.
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you just pay the same, but get less. but less is more. most of that stuff is one hit wonder stuff anyway. better for the lungs because you get a better, cleaner high that doesnt give as much of a headache.
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A-men brotha. Those dreaded headaches suck.
 
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
The question is why did the dude even open the package? Isn't it illegal to do that if it doesn't have your name on it? Or only if it doesn't have your address?
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That was my question.
 
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
The question is why did the dude even open the package? Isn't it illegal to do that if it doesn't have your name on it? Or only if it doesn't have your address?
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He was expecting some tools or something and probably didn't notice the wrong address till afterward.
 
LOL.. That has to be some nasty shit.

UPS is definitely the carrier of choice for dealers though... Seriously.
 
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