Not the hello I was expecting when I got home

[Exterous]

I got home and my wife was going over our new insurance options (a change in provider and higher rates! Yay!). We have discussed in the past me getting allergy shots but the serum is expensive and hasn't been covered well under the old plan so I have done without it

Without saying hello she said "It looks like allergy shots are covered after your deductible so I am thinking that you go ahead and see the allergist for allergy shots and then, since we've already met the deductible, you can get a vasectomy too." *Pause* "What?"

Me: "Uh...how about a ****ing hello before you go cutting up my balls?"

Fun times

 

[Pulsar]

Sex without worry. Yeah buddy!

 

[Printer Bandit]

be a man and tell her to get her tubes tied!

 

[Saint Nick]

Always fun when your SO has your balls in her purse.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

God, women are weird. Hey honey, I found out we can get your boobs examined for cancer under our insurance and I want to cut out your fallopian tubes. I mean seriously, wtf. Hey honey, can I please have you maimed for absolutely no reason at all?

 

[Sonikku]

Turn the tables on that bitch. Make her get her tubes tied. Don't let her take away the thing that makes you a MAN. If she wants to get her hands on your balls, she should better as fuck be on her knees.






I don't know if you're trying to be funny or not, but that sort of posting isn't appreciated here. OT or not.

This is your second infraction for misogynistic posting.

Stop it.

And, take care of your sig. There is no profanity allowed in thread titles sub-titles or sigs.


esquared
Anandtech Forum Director

 

[Pulsar]

Sure didn't take long for the trolls to arrive, did it?

 

[Baked]

Yeah but if your wife gets her tubes tied, then there's no guaranteed indicator of her cheating on you with the gardener.

 

[Exterous]

Always fun when your SO has your balls in her purse.

Not yet - everything is still functioning as intended!

Sure didn't take long for the trolls to arrive, did it?

It seemed a tad faster than usual

 

[olds]

be a man and tell her to get her tubes tied!

I'd rather get snipped so I didn't leave a trail of kids around me.

 

[Brigandier]

Can't you get them tied now and untied after you divorce her?

 

[dud]

Last weekend I was driving down the Interstate and saw a sign for a guy (a doctor I hope) advertising "No scalpel, no needle" vasectomies. The sign boasted that he had done 26,000 of them.

He probably uses a baseball bat ...

 

[etrigan420]

What's the kid situation?

After our fourth, it was a surprisingly easy decision for me to get snipped.

It's all about perspective.

 

[Exterous]

What's the kid situation?

After our fourth, it was a surprisingly easy decision for me to get snipped.

It's all about perspective.

No kids and dont think we ever want kids

 

[Corporate Thug]

Jeerrryy...Helllllooo!

 

[EagleKeeper]

If you get snipped; both of you get a lot more frisky.

Consider that for an early Xmas present. :thumbsup:

 

[VulgarDisplay]

Just have them freeze some of your load, and then get snipped. I'm 28 and I've considered doing that anyways. Unprotected sex > protected sex.

Using protection for me is giving a false name lololol.

 

[bigrash]

Don't do it!

 

[Sluggo]

Vasectomies are probably the best $400 an insurance company ever spends.

 

[BladeVenom]

Vasectomies are probably the best $400 an insurance company ever spends.

Does insurance cover a reversal?

Half of marriages end in divorce. Get her an IUD.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

Does insurance cover a reversal?

Half of marriages end in divorce. Get her an IUD.

This. IUD is the way to go if you're serious about this.

 

[rudeguy]

This. IUD is the way to go if you're serious about this.

What if the OP is banging his mistress?

 

[TheVrolok]

I can't wait to have kids just so I can get a vasectomy and be done with it.

 

[JTsyo]

Last weekend I was driving down the Interstate and saw a sign for a guy (a doctor I hope) advertising "No scalpel, no needle" vasectomies. The sign boasted that he had done 26,000 of them.

He probably uses a baseball bat ...

nah, takes you to a cell phone tower and tapes you against an antenna for an hour.

 

[Gibsons]

Last weekend I was driving down the Interstate and saw a sign for a guy (a doctor I hope) advertising "No scalpel, no needle" vasectomies. The sign boasted that he had done 26,000 of them.

He probably uses a baseball bat ...

... or vise grips.