Not sure why the onion posted this one

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ok...now this is too weird....something like this actually happened to my freind not too long ago.

What had happened was his daughter drew a picture at school of her and her mommy standing over the grave of someone marked "Daddy". The mommy had tears in her eyes and a gun in her hand.

When my freind asked his daughter why he was buried and mommy was packing heat she replied "Oh don't worry, that's not you. That's a different Daddy that Mommy and I are standing over!".

Good stuff
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
ok...now this is too weird....something like this actually happened to my freind not too long ago.

What had happened was his daughter drew a picture at school of her and her mommy standing over the grave of someone marked "Daddy". The mommy had tears in her eyes and a gun in her hand.

When my freind asked his daughter why he was buried and mommy was packing heat she replied "Oh don't worry, that's not you. That's a different Daddy that Mommy and I are standing over!".

Good stuff

a different daddy? and why a gun? he didn't question it further?
 

BrokenVisage

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
ok...now this is too weird....something like this actually happened to my freind not too long ago.

What had happened was his daughter drew a picture at school of her and her mommy standing over the grave of someone marked "Daddy". The mommy had tears in her eyes and a gun in her hand.

When my freind asked his daughter why he was buried and mommy was packing heat she replied "Oh don't worry, that's not you. That's a different Daddy that Mommy and I are standing over!".

Good stuff

Good thing the teacher didn't report the girl for drawing something like that.

*deploying thought police to the scene for inspection of said gun in picture*

SWARM SWARM SWARM!

Think I'm being sarcastic? Think again..
 

sandorski

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Oh, that was weird. A valiant attempt at a touchy subject that just kinda fell short.
 

judasmachine

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I can see why you guys are put out by it, and I know I'm just sick, but I thought it was funny. It's wasn't hilarious, but it was humorous.
 
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
ok...now this is too weird....something like this actually happened to my freind not too long ago.

What had happened was his daughter drew a picture at school of her and her mommy standing over the grave of someone marked "Daddy". The mommy had tears in her eyes and a gun in her hand.

When my freind asked his daughter why he was buried and mommy was packing heat she replied "Oh don't worry, that's not you. That's a different Daddy that Mommy and I are standing over!".

Good stuff

a different daddy? and why a gun? he didn't question it further?

You'd have to understand him and his family. They have a warped sense of humor.