Not something I want to see now that I'm moving back to the beach

[MAME]

A bull shark prowls the waters off Miramar Beach on the Florida Panhandle a quarter mile from where a shark, also believed to be a bull, attacked and killed a 14-year-old girl on a boogie board. A second shark attack left a teenager in critical condition Monday.

Looks like he's from another dimension

 

[Ryan]

Yep - sharks in our water all the time. I've been to Miramar beach - it's a few miles down the road.

 

[notfred]

Florida seems to have a lot more sharks than California. California just has the biggest ones.

 

[Hammer]

that could well be the same shark. hand grenade. stat. 😉

 

[Phoenix86]

Vending machines kill more people/year than sharks.

 

[cjgallen]

Sharks don't kill people, people kill people.

 

[slightlyhuman]

hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

 

Florida has more shark attacks than anywhere else in the world, although not as deadly.
Last time i surfed new smyrna beach inlet, i saw three sharks on my last wave in, i havent been there since....

 

[CaptnKirk]

Anyone else getting all these 'Floridia Vacation' advertisments on the bottom of the page ?

Anyway - we're leaving tomorrow to Sanibel in Florida.

I'll just take a 7-Bone Roast with me when I swim, so as to distract it while I flee.

Cut the bait & run !

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

Good thing your opinion doesn't matter much - sharks are of great importance to a healthy ecosystem.

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

:disgust:

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

Good thing your opinion doesn't matter much - sharks are of great importance to a healthy ecosystem.

i figured they were a pretty important part dealing with the ecosystem, but still they scare the bijesus out of me🙁

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: Stefan

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

:disgust:

maybe i should put "if it became a threat to me" after that kill one in a second sentence?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

The purchase of a harpoon gun will more than be counterbalanced by the sharkskin clothing that will save you money. Therefore, encroaching on animal habitat has no price. Problem solved! 😀

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

they're useless? What criteria have you used in this obviously well thought out statement?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

Good thing your opinion doesn't matter much - sharks are of great importance to a healthy ecosystem.

According to YOU.

According to me, we'll be just fine without the sharks AND without the killer bees.

Alligators can suck it too.

"Ohh, but So...what about all the pests that predators kill?"

DDT b!tch!.

(and besides, the fish that sharks kill could also easily be consumed by humans, so we could fill their ecological niche easily)

assuming that one animal is capable of doing a niche job, and another is not is extremely shortsighted.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

they're useless? What criteria have you used in this obviously well thought out statement?

i take it back, jesus tap dancing christ.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

Good thing your opinion doesn't matter much - sharks are of great importance to a healthy ecosystem.

According to YOU.

According to me, we'll be just fine without the sharks AND without the killer bees.

Alligators can suck it too.

"Ohh, but So...what about all the pests that predators kill?"

DDT b!tch!.

(and besides, the fish that sharks kill could also easily be consumed by humans, so we could fill their ecological niche easily)

assuming that one animal is capable of doing a niche job, and another is not is extremely shortsighted.

Sorry dude - you have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Kadarin]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."

 

[slightlyhuman]

here, how's this mame...

sharks may serve a part in the ecosystem but i still say FVCK sharks.

 

[thelanx]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

Good thing your opinion doesn't matter much - sharks are of great importance to a healthy ecosystem.

According to YOU.

According to me, we'll be just fine without the sharks AND without the killer bees.

Alligators can suck it too.

"Ohh, but So...what about all the pests that predators kill?"

DDT b!tch!.

(and besides, the fish that sharks kill could also easily be consumed by humans, so we could fill their ecological niche easily)

assuming that one animal is capable of doing a niche job, and another is not is extremely shortsighted.

You're joking right?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DP
hell, i'll take care of that mother fcuker. waders+ sand bar+ 12 gauge= fix.

In a weird twist of fate, you will miss, shark will eat you, and you win a darwin award.

I love how people don't accept that there are large risks when you decide to go swimming, expecially knowing that these animals are in the water. Human encroachment on the habitats of other animals has it's price.

i still say to hell with sharks. their useless imo. given the chance, i would kill one in a second.

Good thing your opinion doesn't matter much - sharks are of great importance to a healthy ecosystem.

According to YOU.

According to me, we'll be just fine without the sharks AND without the killer bees.

Alligators can suck it too.

"Ohh, but So...what about all the pests that predators kill?"

DDT b!tch!.

(and besides, the fish that sharks kill could also easily be consumed by humans, so we could fill their ecological niche easily)

assuming that one animal is capable of doing a niche job, and another is not is extremely shortsighted.

Sorry dude - you have no idea what you're talking about.

Hah. And you do?

Why do you assume that humans acting will automatically lead to failure, but humans leaving the status quo will automatically lead to success?

Again. You assume that we (or some other animal for that matter) cant do what sharks do. Seems really silly to me.

If you know so much, what is it, EXACTLY, that sharks can do, that we could not do, and would be ruined by if they were gone?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: thelanx
<snip>
You're joking right?

Why should I be? (Well, maybe with the DDT comment, but otherwise)