Not funny but very true

[TallBill]

you can all go to hell.. no bedtime story for you

 

[EvanFerguson]

ok, so now tell us the punch line

 

[thereds]

I play rugby for the wallabies.

 

[Lord Evermore]

"Research has proven there's nothing less funny than listening to someone else talk about a dream they had."

I don't think I quoted that exactly right. Oh well. I think the research was wrong. Dreams can be funny. This would have been funny, if it had been shorter.

 

[TallBill]

sorry.. i guess u just gotta know me... poophead.. that stuff is wut guys dream of... and i easily said no.. then they get pulled over to boot.

 

[Platypus]

*waiting for the funny part*

 

[snakesnfrogs]

It would have been funnier if your friend was getting a hummer from one of the girls and then got pulled over

 

[Pyro]

I had chicken for dinner.

 

[OS]

WTF?

 

[goodoptics]

He edited his post.

 

[EvanFerguson]

:|

 

[TallBill]

people didnt like my story.. so i took it away.

 

[pulpp]

 

[EvanFerguson]

here, this is what I remembered;

I went and gave my girl a goodbye screw then I was hungry cuz sex makes me hungry so that is why I was hungry. I went to eat food (because I was hungry btw) and I was stoned making me hungry too. So I used a whole $7 at Taco Hell because I was hungry and a car of ho's said, "We're ho's.......make love to us" Even though they wanted my hot body, I was too hungry to spread the love and I was already spent but my friend is a man whore so I told my friend, the man whore, to have his way with the ho's. So we drove away and then I put gas in my pos and then cops came and they weren't gonna have any of that! So the girls died..............



I practialy copy and pasted what he wrote

 

[EvanFerguson]

:Q

 

[snakesnfrogs]

ROFLMAO @ Evan

 

[OS]

LOL, Evan basically captured the essence of the original post.