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MotionMan

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My 10-year-old daughter was trying to decide whether to fix her favorite doll that the dogs damaged or use the identical bright perfect new one we had bought for parts to repair the old one.

My 6-year-old son said she should choose to fix the old doll "...because it has all the love on it."

Awwwwwww.

What cute things have you heard kids say recently?

MotionMan
 
not cute, but my cousins (one is 7, the other 12, both male) did the following:

younger: <runs into room crying>: MOM! HE HIT ME!
my aunt: well, did you hit him first?
younger: <sobs once, looks down>: "yeah"
older: <is watching nearby, bursts into laughter along with me>
 
My wife took our 3 year old on a flight down to Florida. It was a small plane, like an Airbus 320, so everyone was pretty close.

As they were getting ready to deboard and everything was fairly quiet my daughter stands up on a seat and says really loud "Mommy, my girl parts itch".

😀

My wife was not amused.
 
My kid and the nephews were having a nerf gun war with me as the unarmed target. I'm bending over trying to gather up darts to keep from continually being the target. Nephew shoots me in the top of the head and says, "Yeah, right in the bald spot!"

Cheeky bastard.
 
these are only funny now, after all the mental scarring has faded:

1. oldest daughter, during potty training, started yelling "poopee!" so i lifted her up to smell if there was actually something there. it turns out she meant "peepee!" and ended up peeing all over my head.

2. youngest daughter, during potty training, had a habit of sticking her hand in her pullup when she would do a number 2. i didn't realize this until after one time she had rubbed her hand all over my shirt and face.
 
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