And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my 
place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we 
moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into 
a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of 
impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million 
voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, 
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel 
said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the 
carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to 
them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in 
sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, 
"Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, 
they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear 
glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a 
hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. 
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........ 
This is necessary. 
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at 
your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife 
there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your 
clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so 
now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have 
to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. 
Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost 
empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled 
up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, 
waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see 
the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God 
is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why 
didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to 
your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red 
car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case 
laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny 
people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now 
red was your color and, of course, those little people out there 
were yours too.