Not Cancer. Herpes?

[Aimster]

Someone I know went to the doctor because he had bumps on the balls. He thought it was going to be cancer. He received one and then a week later he receieved another one and he went back to see the doctor again thinking it was cancer. The doctors told him it wasn't cancer and I do not know what it was so I am thinking it could be herpes?

Anyone know of what this could have been? He said it was "nothing".

 

Probably genital warts.

 

[minendo]

A cyst

 

[Eli]

Bumps? Genital warts?

Herpes causes sores.

 

[Yossarian]

since none of your friends would tell you that he had bumps on his balls, I am left to deduce that yours are lumpy, aimster.

 

[biostud]

He needs to kill more kittens or his balls will explode.

 

[PunDogg]

Originally posted by: minendo
A cyst

that or a soft tissue growth, not sure if that would also be called a cyst or not

Dogg

 

[Aimster]

So what are the chances of me getting whatever he might have by using the same toilet? I know with herpes the virus does not live outside the body very long. The chances of me getting it by using the same toilet is almost impossible and the only way I could get it is if I use the toilet right after him without wiping it.

 

[PingSpike]

He's probably growing more testicles.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Aimster
So what are the chances of me getting whatever he might have by using the same toilet? I know with herpes the virus does not live outside the body very long. The chances of me getting it by using the same toilet is almost impossible and the only way I could get it is if I use the toilet right after him without wiping it.

The hell?

:Q

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Aimster
So what are the chances of me getting whatever he might have by using the same toilet?

Without knowing what it is at all? I'd have to say 10,000%.

 

[exorr]

Are the lumps literally ON the scrotum or are they INSIDE it? If it's inside, probably a cyst, if outside, well...if he won't tell you what it is, after telling you he had lumps, I don't want to guess...

 

[her209]

Chicken pox are a form of herpes.

 

[TipsyMcStagger]

well it could be a benign tumor right? Thats not classified as cancerous

 

[Rudee]

hernia

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Hehe, the old "my friend has bumps on the balls story" lol.

 

[TwiceOver]

Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Hehe, the old "my friend has bumps on the balls story" lol.

Fvck, that was the funniest thing I have read all night.

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: TwiceOver

Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Hehe, the old "my friend has bumps on the balls story" lol.

Fvck, that was the funniest thing I have read all night.

lol

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