NOT A JOKE: My ass hurts like a bitch, wtf is this???

[tami]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Eeezee
:camera:s?

yeah. if ATOT is good at diagnosing with a description, wait till they get that picture!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Just be sure to wear a rubber glove when you apply the creme.

 

[rmrf]

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Eeezee
:camera:s?

yeah. if ATOT is good at diagnosing with a description, wait till they get that picture!

if anyone bothered to look at the webmd link, they would not want pics. or would they?

 

[gsellis]

Why do folks keep coming to a computer tech forum for a medical diagnosis? See the Doc in a Box.

 

[Syrch]

pwned

 

[vedavox]

hemorrhoids really, really suck. i had one in basic training, and it kept growing until it was almost the size of a quarter. then it started to bleed like crazy. i had to go down to the clinic and get some suppositories to get rid of it. those 2 weeks were really a PITA. both literally and figuratively.

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: MrDingleberry
hemorrhoids really, really suck. i had one in basic training, and it kept growing until it was almost the size of a quarter. then it started to bleed like crazy. i had to go down to the clinic and get some suppositories to get rid of it. those 2 weeks were really a PITA. both literally and figuratively.

BWAHAHAA! Sorry for laughing dude, but your username!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[iluvtruenos]

Stop sleeping with Kreamy Karl.

 

[40Hands]

I had one recently. Whatever you do, if it is a hemorrhoid and near your anus don't try to pop it. It will not pop, It will just hurt like fvck.


I also had a boil a while back but it was on my cheek and was easy to pop/drain.


....



So anyways....I can't wait to get my Canon Rebel XT...yeah...

😀

 

[PottedMeat]

Does this seem familiar in any way?

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

http://www.bash.org/?1730

 

[Legend]

I had Hemorrhoids briefly because I ate too well, and the toilet paper at work was like sand paper.

 

[Mucho]

Didn't use lube did you?

 

[melly]

Sounds like 'roids....that is actually a vein near the anus protruding because you were forcing "it" out by straining. Don't strain! Let "IT" happen naturally.

 

[captains]

what does a bitch hurt like?

 

[imthebadguy]

r U engaging in teh buttsecks?

 

[RagingBITCH]

This is the funniest (serious) thread I've ever read on ATOT.

BTW - sorry about the roids.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Brackis
My ass hurts like a bitch, wtf is this???

It feels like I have strep throat of the butt. I look and there is this ****** limabean size bulge thing that is all sore.

Sounds like you've got "'roid rage"! 😛

 

'roids.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Brackis
It feels like I have strep throat of the butt. I look and there is this ****** limabean size bulge thing that is all sore.

Ideas?
I hope I don't have anus cancer.

Mods:I'm not screwing around here, I want to know if anyone has ever had something like this happen out of the blue and can ignore the "fudge packer" jokes just fine.

go to the doctor.

 

[Aharami]

it goes away after a couple days. yeah they're painful.

 

[Brackis]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Brackis
My ass hurts like a bitch, wtf is this???

It feels like I have strep throat of the butt. I look and there is this ****** limabean size bulge thing that is all sore.

Sounds like you've got "'roid rage"! 😛

Oh man, ass puns!

 

[saahmed]

Go the doctor. Might be serious.

 

[Nevada]

you have the hemorrhoids.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

sitz bath!

 

[Ime]

You need this.