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I am sitting at a bar in the airport, and right next to the register is a copy of Bartending For Dummies. :Q
 

biggestmuff

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It's better than seeing a copy of, "Getting ShotgunSteven Drunk and Raping Him for Dummies".
 

dmw16

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Originally posted by: biggestmuff
It's better than seeing a copy of, "Getting ShotgunSteven Drunk and Raping Him for Dummies".

You saw that on the B&N bargain table too!?
 

sdifox

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
I am sitting at a bar in the airport, and right next to the register is a copy of Bartending For Dummies. :Q

just recipes I am guessing. Worst case is less alcohol than you are supposed to get.
 

daveshel

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The other day I was in El Paso, staying in the Camino Real, a fancy hotel. The Dome bar there is famous and is supposed to be one of the 12 best bars in the country. (The Dome itself is a very cool giant tiffany thing.) I said to the bartender, 'What do you have in an IPA?" He said, "A what?"
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: daveshel
The other day I was in El Paso, staying in the Camino Real, a fancy hotel. The Dome bar there is famous and is supposed to be one of the 12 best bars in the country. (The Dome itself is a very cool giant tiffany thing.) I said to the bartender, 'What do you have in an IPA?" He said, "A what?"
a what?
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
I am sitting at a bar in the airport, and right next to the register is a copy of Bartending For Dummies. :Q

<GOD>STEVE, I have been leaving these EVERYWHERE you are....please READ!</GOD>
 

skace

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: daveshel
The other day I was in El Paso, staying in the Camino Real, a fancy hotel. The Dome bar there is famous and is supposed to be one of the 12 best bars in the country. (The Dome itself is a very cool giant tiffany thing.) I said to the bartender, 'What do you have in an IPA?" He said, "A what?"
a what?

International Phonetic Alphabet.
 

Platypus

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You shouldn't be worried, why are you ordering anything from a bar that requires someone to read a book?
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: Platypus
You shouldn't be worried, why are you ordering anything from a bar that requires someone to read a book?

This.


Did you order a beer or did you order a neat bourbon or are you a girl?
 

daveshel

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Originally posted by: skace
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: daveshel
The other day I was in El Paso, staying in the Camino Real, a fancy hotel. The Dome bar there is famous and is supposed to be one of the 12 best bars in the country. (The Dome itself is a very cool giant tiffany thing.) I said to the bartender, 'What do you have in an IPA?" He said, "A what?"
a what?

International Phonetic Alphabet.

India Pale Ale.