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North vs South (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

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Brutuskend

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Bubba applied for an engineering position at IBM in Raleigh. A Yankee applied for the same job.

Both applicants had the same qualifications and at the completion of a skills test, both men had only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Bubba and said, "Thank you for your interest but we've decided to give the Yankee the job."

Bubba asked, "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being North Carolina, and me being a Southern boy I should get the job!"

The manager said, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the one question that you b oth missed."

Bubba then asked, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

The manager replied, "Bubba, its like this, on question #4 the Yankee put down 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.' "
 
Hey, it ain't my fault that he left his answer open wide......GIT R DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

<<<------ is from the South but not a bubba.
 
Originally posted by: Svnla
Hey, it ain't my fault that he left his answer open wide......GIT R DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

<<<------ is from the South but not a bubba.
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I hate that guy with a passion. I sincerely hope he is one day raped with a gas-powered post-hole digger.
 
lol

read it before, still good

anyone know of the one where the two southern guys are trying to go back to school and they learn what classes they have to take, one of them is logic
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
lol

read it before, still good

anyone know of the one where the two southern guys are trying to go back to school and they learn what classes they have to take, one of them is logic
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The dog house one?
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not sure if its the dog house one, but one guy goes in, the guy he talks to does a logic thing on him, the southern guy goes to his buddy, does the logic thing and because it doesn't match his he goes.....dont want to spoil it for everyone
 
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