North Koreans Find Lair of the Unicorns

[piasabird]

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/11/30/north-korea-says-its-found-a-unicorn-lair

According to the tough-to-believe report, the Academy of Social Sciences "reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom," who ruled the area between 37 and 19 B.C.

North Koreans Believe in Unicorns. I have come accross other sources about unicorns in both Chinese and Korean Legends. Now where did I put that My Little Pony Doll?

This seems a bit like Harry Potter.

 

[SheHateMe]

Those poor bastards living in that hell hole have no clue what the real world is like. So sad....







OH WELL!

 

[Jaskalas]

Those poor bastards living in that hell hole have no clue what the real world is like. So sad....

I think they know more about the true, cruel, nature of this world than we do. They know firsthand what enlarged governments are good for. Slavery.

They are a living example of why anyone who wants to increase centralization must be defeated.

 

[sandorski]

I think they know more about the true, cruel, nature of this world than we do. They know firsthand what enlarged governments are good for. Slavery.

They are a living example of why anyone who wants to increase centralization must be defeated.

Started out good, went full retard at the end.

 

[BudAshes]

seems legit

 

[sandorski]

Hitchens on North Korea

Miracles and Myth are just part of everyday life in North Korea.

 

[buckshot24]

Started out good, went full retard at the end.

Never go full retard.

 

[Pocatello]

North Korea is a paradise for workers and unicorns.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

i read this story earlier. it also mentioned that kim jung il once shot a round of golf that had 11 holes on one. hes a pretty incredible dude....

 

[Jaskalas]

Started out good, went full retard at the end.

Taking offense was expected, becoming North Korea is our destiny unless Democrats and Republicans are both defeated.

There's a little 'Kim in the men you stand behind.

 

[nehalem256]

i read this story earlier. it also mentioned that kim jung il once shot a round of golf that had 11 holes on one. hes a pretty incredible dude....

He probably had a unicorn horn in his pocket

 

[wirednuts]

pics or ill just believe this story anyway. what makes sense usually is true, especially from reliable sources.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Wait till ponyboy hears this!

 

[HeXen]

supposedly there is a rare single horned deer that is believed to be the origins to the creation of the Unicorn myth.

 

[irishScott]

So DominionSeraph is moving to North Korea now?

 

[piasabird]

This is a video you can watch it if you want. Requires a flash player.

http://www.crunchyroll.com/yi-san/episode-7-526620

This episode of Yi-San has an artist that drew a picture of a Qilin. A Qilin is one of the Chinese Sacred Animals.

It has the body of a deer,
Head of a wolf,
Hooves like horses,
Tail like that of an Ox,
Has a horn with flesh at its tip,
Body covered with 5 kinds of scales

 

[StrangerGuy]

For all NK's reputation for being the world's buttjoke, they at least have the discipline not to shell their arch enemy across the border every now and then...Unlike some other quasi-nation.

 

[Acanthus]

Started out good, went full retard at the end.

I know right?

Somalia must be paradise, what with the total decentralization and all.

 

[irishScott]

For all NK's reputation for being the world's buttjoke, they at least have the discipline not to shell their arch enemy across the border every now and then...Unlike some other quasi-nation.

ORLY?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/11/23/us-korea-north-artillery-idUSTRE6AM0TZ20101123

 

[Pr0d1gy]

I think they know more about the true, cruel, nature of this world than we do. They know firsthand what enlarged governments are good for. Slavery.

They are a living example of why anyone who wants to increase centralization must be defeated.

Yes, because one party couldn't just lie about wanting smaller government to bait the retards into voting for them or anything, right?

 

[Doppel]

I think they know more about the true, cruel, nature of this world than we do. They know firsthand what enlarged governments are good for. Slavery.

They are a living example of why anyone who wants to increase centralization must be defeated.

A lot of them believe it; they don't see it as we do and don't realize what it's doing to them.